pBills Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Chick in picture 4... great rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I could swear I saw LSI peeking out of one of the huts. Maybe that is where Wallers go when banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 So, flying over them in a plane low and slow enough for them to notice doesn't count as contact? How cool would it be to a be a fly on the wall in like 100 years when the oral history turns that Cessna into Quetzalcoatl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 That was my exact thought. Must not contact them according to the agency. Yep, why we would we want to let them upgrade their life, get better food and medical care, maybe push theur life expectency 20 years, when we can do flyovers and gauk at them like they are in a zoo. Man I tell you ... I wish I was one of them. I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Man I tell you ... I wish I was one of them. I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. If I didn't think I would be skinned alive and eaten or raped I'd probably go live with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Man I tell you ... I wish I was one of them. I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. Yup, you too can live to the ripe old age of 26. On an unrelated note, why the hell does every site have to use flash these days? They're pictures. I shouldn't need flash plugin to view pictures. I'd pay for a web-based utility that stripped the flash content out and presented it using static HTML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I think i may work with a couple of those guys. It looks like there are ten guys and one female bigfoot. A little inbreeding going on there you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Why is that even being brought into this thread? Are we in the mood to stir things up? ya know, I was... and no one bit. Ah well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Ok, what is the difference in years of technology of the people in this picture and the airplane? Just imagine if a craft flew (or whatever the form of transport would be) into our lives that was THAT technologically advanced. Not a !@#$ing person would believe you. I guarantee the 8 people in these pictures are their tribes equivalent of the people who see UFOs here... the ones with three teeth that wear overalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Man I tell you ... I wish I was one of them. I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. Please. Give those folks internet porn and they'll be begging to change places with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 These men are trying to drive off the plane from which these photographs were taken. They are aiming their bows at the aircraft, which had returned to fly over the settlement for a second time, after making a first pass some hours earlier. The men have large bows made from forest hardwood, which they use to hunt for animals including tapirs, monkeys, deer, wild pigs and other small mammals. They have also painted themselves with the red dye, urucum, commonly used by tribes in the Amazon. It is made from the seeds of a fruit similar to the horse chestnut. The seeds are ground into a paste to form the dye. The body paint is most likely a show of aggression, possibly in response to the plane's first flyover. Return to top WOMAN The black figure may be a woman, although it is impossible to be certain. That this person is not carrying a bow hints in this direction. The black body paint is called genipapo, and is made from fruit. Like the red dye it is likely to be an aggressive display. I don't know if we should try to contact them. They painted themselves! I'd be too scared! In other news, one of the tribe's women was sacraficed last night to appease the great "Cessna" god. She was forced to watch the Sex in the City movie six times! After seeing this, it makes sense that a rational person would still believe in creationism. If you don't think these folks are a rung or two behind on the evolutionary ladder, go bury your head back in the sand. Oompa Loompa's i wish i spoke their language so i could tell them about spygate. I think it would be like the Ewoks. They'd join the fight because they'd be disgusted with the evil NFL empire. Man I tell you ... I wish I was one of them. I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. Gorilla girl hot and sweet a military man would love to meet! ... Unpaid bills. Afghanistan hills! Just as relevant today as it was back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Oompa Loompa's Hope they are in peace and safety... Far, far away from the Wangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers, and rotten Vermicious Knids! Here is the full line: Violet Beauregarde: Well they can't be real people. Willy Wonka: Well of course they're real people. Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense. Willy Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas. The Group: Oompa Loompas? Willy Wonka: From Loompaland. Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place. Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady... Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography. Willy Wonka: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids." Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here. Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away. Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out. Veruca Salt: I want an Oompa Loompa now! Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 These men are trying to drive off the plane from which these photographs were taken. They are aiming their bows at the aircraft, which had returned to fly over the settlement for a second time, after making a first pass some hours earlier. The men have large bows made from forest hardwood, which they use to hunt for animals including tapirs, monkeys, deer, wild pigs and other small mammals. They have also painted themselves with the red dye, urucum, commonly used by tribes in the Amazon. It is made from the seeds of a fruit similar to the horse chestnut. The seeds are ground into a paste to form the dye. The body paint is most likely a show of aggression, possibly in response to the plane's first flyover. Return to top WOMAN The black figure may be a woman, although it is impossible to be certain. That this person is not carrying a bow hints in this direction. The black body paint is called genipapo, and is made from fruit. Like the red dye it is likely to be an aggressive display. I don't know if we should try to contact them. They painted themselves! I'd be too scared! She was forced to watch the Sex in the City movie six times! I think it would be like the Ewoks. They'd join the fight because they'd be disgusted with the evil NFL empire. Gorilla girl hot and sweet a military man would love to meet! ... Unpaid bills. Afghanistan hills! Just as relevant today as it was back then. You must spend forever on your responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 You must spend forever on your responses. I put the time in for maximum enjoyment of my posts and I do it all for free!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Enhanced pic (No, it's not the pixie dude) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Enhanced pic (No, it's not the pixie dude) Was that Lee Hotti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Enhanced pic (No, it's not the pixie dude) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Why is that even being brought into this thread? Are we in the mood to stir things up? Truth hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 After seeing this, it makes sense that a rational person would still believe in creationism. If you don't think these folks are a rung or two behind on the evolutionary ladder, go bury your head back in the sand. Nice understanding of natural selection, genius. Because they clearly are something other than Homo sapien? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 ya know, I was... and no one bit. Ah well... ^^^^ Just goes to show you... Always watch the bobber and don't nod off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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