Wilson from Gamehendge Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 "Chris Cooley is probably one of the most, no, the most beloved player in the NFL. Hog's Haven does the best job introducing the few that don't know to his previous hijinks; I'll try and summarize. The legend of Captain Chaos began with the formulation of his nickname. It all began in 2005 when a teammate bet Cooley $100 that he wouldn't introduce himself to the St. Louis captains as "Captain Chaos." He clearly took the bet, here's how it went:" "There were five captains," Cooley said. "I looked every one in the face and said: 'I'm Captain Chaos. Nice to meet you.' " *The story gets better! Also, check out the picture of him in his practice get-up! haha...he's a very cool dude! http://logan-logsblog.blogspot.com/2007/09...ris-cooley.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 That sounds like the coolest family of all time. Yeah, when you're trying to get your "dancer" daughter married off to a guy who just cashed in on a 30 million dollar contract, you'll pretty much do whatever he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Damn Bro, cuz has some sweet ass legs. I really wish I were his shorts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Damn Bro, cuz has some sweet ass legs. I really wish I were his shorts!!! Now on a serious note, Shnooks the kid, you can not post word for word what you read on some web site or blog. Show some respect to the people who express their own opinions and thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPicc2114 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 So he introduced himself as Captain Chaos to all the Rams captains...? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 So he introduced himself as Captain Chaos to all the Rams captains...? lol What a nut job, absolutely hilarious. I mean this guys is the prankster of all pranksters. NO but seriously thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Seems like a cool guy but I don't understand everyone's lovefest. He doesn't seem much different then any other guy I know around his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I hope this is true. He's my new hero: Anonymous said... Cooley met his future wife when she joined he and another 'Skins cheerleader...for a threesome. He dropped the original cheerleader for her, after the fact. Chris Cooley is the badass of all badasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I heard they use his poop as currency in Argentina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I heard they use his poop as currency in Argentina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson from Gamehendge Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Now on a serious note, Shnooks the kid, you can not post word for word what you read on some web site or blog. Show some respect to the people who express their own opinions and thoughts. If I quote it, I can...especially if it is not the article in its entirety. At least that is what they teach in college, English 101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 No way. We have Derek Fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I would prefer his wife, but to each his own....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 A picture of Mrs Cooley...not to shabby, just a little trashy! http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/...skins/gm_l1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInSouthBuffalo Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 A picture of Mrs Cooley...not to shabby, just a little trashy! http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/...skins/gm_l1.jpg Do I care?............Nope! Here's another picture of the little tart. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_...-?urn=nfl,83661 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistolPeaTear Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I heard they use his poop as currency in Argentina... can you at least give credit to the SNL Bill Brasky skits for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 can you at least give credit to the SNL Bill Brasky skits for that one I think most know it's from SNL. It was an ongoing joke around here for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 A picture of Mrs Cooley...not to shabby, just a little trashy! http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/...skins/gm_l1.jpg At least the photo indicates how much she really cares about Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Do I care?............Nope! Here's another picture of the little tart. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_...-?urn=nfl,83661 Nice job Chris! I always liked the story Chris told ESPN. Cooley is a big fantasy football player and he lost in the playoffs when his fantasy opponent started Cooley, and Cooley scored 3 TDs that week. Cooley knocked himself out of the fantasy playoffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playman Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 and he knows how 2 prepare. trade 4 him http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_...F?urn=nfl,86031 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts