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Is It NBA Or NFL?

 

36

have been accused of spousal abuse

 

7

have been arrested for fraud

 

19

have been accused of writing bad checks

 

117

have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3

have done time for assault

 

71 cannot

get a credit card due to bad credit

 

14

have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8

have been arrested for shoplifting

 

21

currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

 

84

have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

 

 

Can you guess which organization this is? NFL or NBA?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neither,

it's the 435 members of the United States Congress

 

this is an oldie but a goodie

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While this is a good example of comedic style (nice building of the A or B set up with a C punch-line), it's definitely an "Oldie". Yup, I'm that guy.

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I'm glad to see that today's American youth are the greatest, smartest, generation ever... :lol:

 

 

Which explains why most of them will be voting for Obama. :thumbsup:

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Which explains why most of them will be voting for Obama. :lol:

You're right. This country is SO much better now than it was eight years ago.

 

Has there ever been as swift a fall? It's embarrassing.

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No...MOST of them won't be voting at all. The ones who vote will vote for Obama. The question is, which ones are dumber?

 

Huh? Why, what did Obama do wrong?

 

Are you afraid of something new?

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What is a nanny state?

 

Also.. uhmm if you got a higher income... would the higher taxes be a problem? Not that Barack will raise your taxes at all. He's only going to raise taxes for people who make over 200K/year. People below that might even get lower taxes.

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What is a nanny state?

 

Also.. uhmm if you got a higher income... would the higher taxes be a problem? Not that Barack will raise your taxes at all. He's only going to raise taxes for people who make over 200K/year. People below that might even get lower taxes.

 

So you make over $200k you get punished. Niiiiice. What makes people think that people with higher incomes can afford the higher taxes?

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So you make over $200k you get punished. Niiiiice. What makes people think that people with higher incomes can afford the higher taxes?

 

Why would people who make a lot of money be able to afford something? :lol:

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So you make over $200k you get punished. Niiiiice. What makes people think that people with higher incomes can afford the higher taxes?

 

 

Probably the same delusional thinking that makes so many of you think everyone has the same opportunities.

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Why would people who make a lot of money be able to afford something? :lol:

 

Did you mean why would people who make a lot of money NOT be able to afford something?

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Probably the same delusional thinking that makes so many of you think everyone has the same opportunities.

 

Please explain to me what unique opportunity did I have?

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