Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The only way Sketch is going to see this horse, unless he pays, is on a plate with carrots (She loves carrots) and a baked potato! I have not agreed to any such deal! My mom needs those hair implants and a back wax!! I just found out last night that she also needs liposuction for her cottage cheese thighs. I love my mommy and want to help her she every night because the only men interested in her are weirdo's with strange hairless head, hairy back with cottage cheese thighs fetishists!! It hurts me to see her like this!!! PAY UP YOU BASTARD!!!! Listen Steely, that's the fatty tissues talking. You need to pull yourself together and unnerstand the situation that you've gotten yourself into. Your two choices are: 1. Release Pinky and nobody mentions this unfortunate incident again, 2. you can continue to hold the pony and wait for retribution. You gotta see there's only one way out here Steely. Oh, almost forgot one other thing. Bullpen want to know if your mom is single? You wouldn't have a problem with the two of them dating would you? He loves her just the way she is, no surgery needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 OK SD You asked for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 OK SD You asked for it. Give him a few more hours Sketch. Now that he knows about Bullpen's hairless head, hairy back with cottage cheese thighs fetish he may see the light at the end of the tunnel. Course that would make Bullpen Steely's daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Give him a few more hours Sketch. Now that he knows about Bullpen's hairless head, hairy back with cottage cheese thighs fetish he may see the light at the end of the tunnel. Course that would make Bullpen Steely's daddy. Too late. It has begun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Give him a few more hours Sketch. Now that he knows about Bullpen's hairless head, hairy back with cottage cheese thighs fetish he may see the light at the end of the tunnel. Course that would make Bullpen Steely's daddy. wait a minute... you're crackin the wise at my expense ain't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Listen Steely, that's the fatty tissues talking. You need to pull yourself together and unnerstand the situation that you've gotten yourself into. Your two choices are: 1. Release Pinky and nobody mentions this unfortunate incident again, 2. you can continue to hold the pony and wait for retribution. You gotta see there's only one way out here Steely. Oh, almost forgot one other thing. Bullpen want to know if your mom is single? You wouldn't have a problem with the two of them dating would you? He loves her just the way she is, no surgery needed. C'mon my mom has some standards. OK SD You asked for it. Are you sure? Good friend of mine, just sayin. wait a minute... you're crackin the wise at my expense ain't ya? Mom may be ugly but she aint dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 wait a minute... you're crackin the wise at my expense ain't ya? only 600 more posts to go till your first thousand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 only 600 more posts to go till your first thousand! I lost 4000 posts and Pinkie Pie in the great crash of 2008. SOMEONE WILL PAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 only 600 more posts to go till your first thousand! I know I feel like such a Newb. Maybe I can go on the main board and start a topic about "who's your favorite Bill" "Second best QB or RB (fill in football position here) in Bills History" or "What will you do if the Bills move to Toronto" THAT will really solidify my newb status won't it? BTW, got the hat in the mail yesterday. Thanks for the help. (I'm trying to convince my wife we need the UT bed set of our bedroom... I'm failing miserably). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I know I feel like such a Newb. Maybe I can go on the main board and start a topic about "who's your favorite Bill" "Second best QB or RB (fill in football position here) in Bills History" or "What will you do if the Bills move to Toronto" THAT will really solidify my newb status won't it? BTW, got the hat in the mail yesterday. Thanks for the help. (I'm trying to convince my wife we need the UT bed set of our bedroom... I'm failing miserably). Hahaha @ bold. Dood, u totally have to go spam some shitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 I know I feel like such a Newb. Maybe I can go on the main board and start a topic about "who's your favorite Bill" "Second best QB or RB (fill in football position here) in Bills History" or "What will you do if the Bills move to Toronto" THAT will really solidify my newb status won't it? BTW, got the hat in the mail yesterday. Thanks for the help. (I'm trying to convince my wife we need the UT bed set of our bedroom... I'm failing miserably). I'm sure it's not the first time you've failed in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I'm sure it's not the first time you've failed in bed. At least he gets the opportunity to get in a girl's bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 At least he gets the opportunity to get in a girl's bed. I hear Steely Dan masturbates to 1985 JC Penney Catalogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I hear Steely Dan masturbates to 1985 JC Penney Catalogues. I heard it was 2005 Abercrombie and Fitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I heard it was 2005 Abercrombie and Fitch Nope, Steely's into 80's braziers. Maybe he has an A & F '05 around for variety, but he sticks with the JCP '85 regular like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 At least he gets the opportunity to get in a girl's bed. I've had lots of females in my bed. I hear Steely Dan masturbates to 1985 JC Penney Catalogues. Ya know I'm sick of your mistakes and inability to get the facts straight. It's the 2005 Fredericks of Hollywood catalog!! I heard it was 2005 Abercrombie and Fitch Keep your fantasies to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I've had lots of females in my bed. Prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I hear Steely Dan masturbates to 1985 JC Penney Catalogues. And I thought it was the Cabela's "Carhart Jeans for Husky Men and Fancy Lads" Catalogue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 And I thought it was the Cabela's "Carhart Jeans for Husky Men and Fancy Lads" Catalogue! You, You mother son of a !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Prove it. Trust me, A LOT of females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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