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Is it possible that the agents would demand a higher cut if they didn't have the automatic 1st round windfall, and are using that to keep Upshaw advocating for the current system?

Agents only get whatever the client agrees to pay them, you don't have to have an agent at all. It's a business, some agent will be out there undercutting people if they go above industry "Standard" commissions.

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"When I get done with the humans, they'll have to pay a royalty just to say 'Honey, I'm home.' " :D

 

RUSS BRANDON AND PETERS' AGENT:

Cow: You're a lawyer too?

Mooseblood: Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!

 

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ABOUT THE BILLS' DRAFT:

Barry B. Benson: Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances.

 

Martin Benson: We're very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B's!

 

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ABOUT BILLY B AND THE CHEATRIOTS:

Barry B. Benson: Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them and now they're on the road to nowhere.

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ON MCKELVIN AND SPECIAL TEAMS:

Jock #2: We're going 0900 J-Gate, what do think fuzzy boy, you big enough?

Barry B. Benson: That depends, on what 0900 means?

 

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ADVICE FOR TAILGATERS:

Lou Lo Duca: As always watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also I got a couple reports of Root Beer being poured on us! Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada!

 

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MARSHAWN'S MANY RELATIVES:

Adam Flayman: Wow! She looked hot!

Barry B. Benson: She's my cousin!

Adam Flayman: She is?

Barry B. Benson: Yes, we're *all* cousins.

 

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