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Damn friggin work firewall! :ph34r::P:sick:

 

How about a hint as to content?

 

its a site for parents with daughters of at least 13 years of age. they can put their daughter's hand in marriage up for sale and name their price.

 

average price looks around $50,000

 

not sure what the going rate for 15 year old girls is elsewhere, so i dont know if thats a good deal or not.

Posted
id like to thank the internet for never ceasing to amaze me

 

CANT be real... Can it?

Ah, but thes testimonials really are prieceless(taken right from the site)

 

At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

 

—Mr. Jack M.

 

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

 

—Mrs. James P.

 

I vote for NOT Real by th eway

Posted
$10K? What did you buy the one with a patch on here eye and a club foot?

Shouldn't hinder her ability to cook and clean...

 

Although mowing the lawn could take a bit longer.

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