\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,2...518-661,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 When I used to be a uniformed police, I would always pull over the cars with the kids not wearing belts or in childseats and would always give tickets. I would be amazed and creeped out by the responses by people about the ticket. Some would be angry that they didn't have the right to not secure their children in car seats. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (that should suffice) jesus... words escape me when things like this happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 When I used to be a uniformed police, I would always pull over the cars with the kids not wearing belts or in childseats and would always give tickets. I would be amazed and creeped out by the responses by people about the ticket. Some would be angry that they didn't have the right to not secure their children in car seats. Unbelievable. Carseat law in IL is till 8 years old... What happens if your child is too big for a carseat? Stupid laws like this... What did that guy in PA say on his sign... Something like: 40 million children ride to and from school everyday in a bus without seatbelts. Now, I am not disputing how important seatbelts are and carseats for children... When is the motherment gonna stop though? Obviously every one should be buckled or carseated (if needed). You gotta buckle your child up IN A CARSEAT till 8 years old... Yet, no helmet law in IL... You don't even have to a child wear a helmet on a motorcycle in IL WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Oh... Betcha 8 out of 10 children out there are not properly restrained even in the carseat (most people install them wrong or too loose). I am not sticking up for this arse... Crazy country we live in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I used to wrestle with my dog in the back of my old man's station wagon while he was taking turns at 30mph in an attempt to make me fall while he was smoking with the windows rolled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I used to wrestle with my dog in the back of my old man's station wagon while he was taking turns at 30mph in an attempt to make me fall while he was smoking with the windows rolled up. I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Hey, kids don't foam at the mouth if they get bounced around the car a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. :lol: Maybe the funniest thing ever posted on this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 :lol: Maybe the funniest thing ever posted on this website. If not, it's damn close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantstopbeastmode Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. There are no possible humor comparisons. I dont think I've ever laughed so hard at words on a screen. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Greatest post EVER! BRAVO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Was it imported or domestic beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Much easier to just admit to singing in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Ha...I live in Alice Springs...You people have no idea about this. I would almost guarantee a years pay he was Aboriginal. That $750 fine will never be paid. The hippie tree hugger liberals have seen that no matter what happens short of killing someone these fools will continue to live off of welfare and drink themselves to death without any repercussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Ha...I live in Alice Springs...You people have no idea about this. I would almost guarantee a years pay he was Aboriginal. That $750 fine will never be paid. The hippie tree hugger liberals have seen that no matter what happens short of killing someone these fools will continue to live off of welfare and drink themselves to death without any repercussions. I think death is a pretty big "repercussion". Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I think death is a pretty big "repercussion". Just sayin'. Yea...But it takes awhile and the things they get away with before they do drink themselves under is ridiculous. I can't begin to explain it. I'm in a foreign country and expect American style policing which I shouldn't. Funny..talking about it on FOX News now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Yea...But it takes awhile and the things they get away with before they do drink themselves under is ridiculous. I can't begin to explain it. I'm in a foreign country and expect American style policing which I shouldn't. Funny..talking about it on FOX News now. You forget, I live in Alaska. America's own 3rd world country. We have our version of that here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I lived in Alaska (Adak)...but that was a military base...Anchorage didn't seem that bad too me...Quite nice actually...but a few drunken weekends does not make an informed opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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