\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Scarlett Johansson got engaged: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/ap_en_...ansson_reynolds
dib Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 So that doesnt mean she still won't be sneaking over to my house to see me.,
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Good. Married women are better in bed. Better at what? Snoring or Farting?
dib Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Better at what? Snoring or Farting? At least you're not bitter.
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 At least you're not bitter. All I know is there is a reason most hookers aren't married. No one pays a married woman for sex.
DrDawkinstein Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... oh, and its to ryan reynolds? that wont last 2 years.
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... oh, and its to ryan reynolds? that wont last 2 years. I know more women that think Ryan Reynolds is hot compared to guys who think Scarlet Johanson is.
TheMadCap Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 All I know is there is a reason most hookers aren't married. No one pays a married woman for sex. However, isn't it strange that lots of porn-sluts are in fact married?
buckeyemike Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 However, isn't it strange that lots of porn-sluts are in fact married? They're called johns.
Cugalabanza Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... Average? Ha! The world where approximately half the female population is better looking than Scarlett Johansson... that's the world for me! [EDIT] ...Plus she just did an album of Tom Waits covers! How !@#$ing cool is that?
eball Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Reynolds was previously engaged to Alanis Morissette? The boy has definitely traded up.
MarkyMannn Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Good. Married women are better in bed. Yeah? Tell that to my wife.................
kegtapr Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Didn't she once say that it wasn't natural to be married and she liked multiple partners or something along those lines? Over/Under 1 year.
DC Tom Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 No one pays a married woman for sex. Except her husband...
Pete Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Reynolds was previously engaged to Alanis Morissette? The boy has definitely traded up. I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way
TheMadCap Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way Do you think he knows how the hell she got Alvin and the Chipmunks to sing backup on that "Ironic" song???
RayFinkle Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Yeah? Tell that to my wife................. maybe he is......
eball Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way I didn't imply Alanis isn't any of those things, however Scarlett is a stone-cold knockout.
bartshan-83 Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Average? Ha! The world where approximately half the female population is better looking than Scarlett Johansson... that's the world for me! Yeah book me a ticket too.
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