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A look at our division rivals, some strange/funny stuff...


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Not much else going on now, so I figured I would take a look at what everybody else in the division is doing. Found some things that range from hysterical to the (straight jacket)delusional.

 

Miami Dolphins:

 

The Code :) I wonder if the code includes giving your defensive captain/All-Pro DE a ton of hassle because you don't want to pay him what you owe him? Looks like they are laying it on thick in Miami. I also wonder if The Code includes not leaving the game in the first half/when your team goes down by 2 TDs? Hooray! More "Commitment to Excellence"(remember that with the Raiders?) fun for us this year. :P

http://www.miamidolphins.com/respectthecode.asp

 

Miami Dolphin Movie Ideas(Mine is: Extralarge: Miami Killers starring Jason Peters, Derrick Dockery, Melvin Fowler(ugh), Brad Butler, Langston Walker and Robert Royal, with Trent Edwards, Lee Evans and George Wilson)

http://www.phinatics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11491

 

Gotta love it when the reporter can't tell if it's Henne missing throws or the WRs not running the right routes. Well, at least they've got it narrowed down to two possibilities. :nana: Looks like we won't know who the starting QB is again going into this season. Henne "also got schooled by tryout quarterback Willie Copeland on a touch pass drill that had them throwing over a barrier and trying to hit a target. Copeland, who did nothing special for the first three practice sessions, hit the target twice." Twice? Twice? "Lord almighty we are saved, Parcells is takin' us to the promised land, one of our QBs hit the target twice at practice" :devil:

http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/sports_footb...ry-of-dolp.html

 

New York Jets

 

Can't seem to get over the Pennington delusion. After all this FA/draft hype I still have no idea who plays QB for the Jets or the Dolphins for 3? years running, and I don't think anybody else does either. Worse, it's not like anybody they have is any better. How can you go 3? years with no QB, and not even trying to fix it? At least Miami tried to draft a QB high last year, and um, this year. Wait, I forgot we're supposed to be scared of Ainge?

http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=32537

 

Now this is a thread. Jest fans analyzing Pats* fans analyzing the Jest. Some great quotes: "Mangini needs to kill the pennington era here in NY, or we will look like fools all over again." No, sorry, it doesn't take that much for you to look like fools. Your FA period and drafting Gholston that high took care of that already. Meanwhile you've done 0 to get better on offense-->Yeah, yeah, Keller, let me introduce you to Mitchell, Poz, Crowell, and Whitner. Can't wait to see what we do to them, especially if Pennington is in the game with all of our D healthy + Stroud, McKelvin, Ellis... And this is great: "this thread gets a rating of 3 Brady Pops (out of a possible 5):". Scroll down a little to see that one<--- Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. It's almost enough to make you wish we were allowed pics here at TSW, but then again....

http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=169521

 

Pats*

 

Caption the picture of Belechick--> mine is: "Hey, move that camera to the left! No! Your other left you stupid SOB!"(Runs over and kicks intern in sack)

http://www.patriots.com/homepage/

 

Crying that Harrison isn't getting as much heat as Benson. Crying that Harrison isn't getting the beating their team got. Using any port in the storm to try and go after Goddell for smacking down their phony "good guy" team = Priceless. It's like they don't understand that: the cat is out of the bag and running down the street with the draft pick they lost in tow, and there's no getting that cat back in the bag. Perhaps they should try another petition. :blink: It's kinda bizarre. :nana: It's like the rest of the NFL isn't allowed to hold them accountable, because they are the Pats*, as though that entitles them to special treatment.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patrio...ead.php?t=82158

 

So all in all, given what else is going on in the division, I think we are lucky that our biggest problem appears to be O line depth-->I'm betting Edwards can play well enough with a full camp as the starter under his belt.

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