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We Switch Those Letters Around in the Astro-Brain!

 

The Offense:

James Hardy=Jars My Head

Roscoe Parrish=Harrier Scoops

Josh Reed=Jeers (D'Oh!)

Lee Evans=As Eleven

Trent Edwards=Darn, Drew Test...

Gibran Hamdan=Grid Manna? Bah!

Marshawn Lynch=Lynch Ran...Whams!

Fred Jackson=Sad Fern Jock

Xavier Omon=Movie Ox Ran, Rain Ox Move!

Langston Walker=Knows Range, Tall.

Derrick Dockery=Err...Cocky Kidder (Love Your Show)

Melvin Fowler=Low Elf Vermin (We haven't minced words about Mel...)

Robert Royal=To Ably Error

 

The Defense:

Kyle Williams=Weak. Ill. Slimy. (Guess he won't be starting)

Angelo Crowell=Congeal--We Roll!

Kawicka Mitchell=Wham! Cat-like Ilk

Keith Ellison=Sinkhole Lite (Enjoy your diminished role, Keith)

Paul Posluszny=Poll Ups Us--Zany!

Leodis McKelvin=Clonked Evilism

Ashton Youboty=Yahoo, Stunt Boy!

Aaron Schobel=Ashcan Bolero

Chris Kelsay=Silky Chaser

Chris Ellis=Crisis? Hell!

Marcus Stroud=Our Smart Scud

Spencer Johnson=John's Porn Scene

Alvin Bowen=Naive, Blown. (Practice Squadder)

 

The AFC East---------------------Cheat Feast

New England *Patriots-----------A Drip Entangles Town (Brady? Belicheck?)

New York Jets--------------------Joky Western (Trouble with the 4-road game West Coast teams)

Miami Dolphins-------------------A Hominid Limps (Obvious reference to Josh McCown)

Buffalo Bills-----------------------A Blob Fulfils (Marcus Stroud?)

 

I'm sure this means...

Playoffs!

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