ricojes Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Some of my wives farts are the most vile disgusting smells I have ever encountered. For that reason, I try to fart in front of her. Now I'm not going to hold it in until my stomach hurts, but I'm not going to force one out either. Once we start firing at will, it will be like being in a gas chamber for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Once we start firing at will, it will be like being in a gas chamber for me.... "Don't fart until you see the whites of their eyes!" No wait, that cant be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloNewman Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I have a bad case of farting in our bed for about 10 minutes one right after the other...sometimes I even farted on her leg to hear her say "gross" If my wife eats a hard boiled egg and farts it can drive the cats upstairs for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The woman I was with and I started laughing. She was cool about it. Took a little while to start again. Haha, Glad I'm not the only one. Its the best when they laugh too. Now if they were laughing so hard they let one rip, that would take the cake... or cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABURZFAN Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 1) Yes and she knows it (Dutch Oven style all the way)2) No, never that is vile! 3) Maybe.....silent but deadly (blame the dog style) Discuss i just let them rip. it doesn't matter where. she knew what she was in for when she met me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 i just let them rip. it doesn't matter where. she knew what she was in for when she met me. And you know what you are in for when she dumps you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 And you know what you are in for when she dumps on you! Dang, someone needs to tell that beyotch to play fair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 definitely #1. we had this situation come up this weekend while watching the draft at the bar. My buddy is sittin next to his girl, and he lifts his leg directly at her and just lets go. His logic was that he wasnt going to fart on the other patrons in the bar. We all agreed with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffan00 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 definitely #1. we had this situation come up this weekend while watching the draft at the bar. My buddy is sittin next to his girl, and he lifts his leg directly at her and just lets go. His logic was that he wasnt going to fart on the other patrons in the bar. We all agreed with him. Hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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