EndZoneCrew Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 1) Yes and she knows it (Dutch Oven style all the way) 2) No, never that is vile! 3) Maybe.....silent but deadly (blame the dog style) Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 You're only a real man if you fart ON her. You have to be careful with this approach, though, cause if you try this on someone like my ex, she'll retaliate with the dutch oven technique when you least expect it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 You're only a real man if you fart ON her. I was going to post the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I was going to post the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 1) Yes and she knows it (Dutch Oven style all the way)2) No, never that is vile! 3) Maybe.....silent but deadly (blame the dog style) Discuss Combo of 3 and 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Combo of 3 and 1. So you are a "flip-flopper"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Why not? thats right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is this what boredom in the offseason has become? BTW, it depends on how long I've known the woman but in general yes. The leg lift in her direction while sitting on the couch followed by a big rippin smelly fart is always a good laugher. For me. Has anyone farted while doing the nasty? I did once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Has anyone farted while doing the nasty? I did once. I've offended a couple girlfriends laughing as it is. If I let one rip while going at it, I would just have to stop because I probably wouldn't be able to control my laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 #1 all the way. Really, is there any alternative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 real men light them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I've offended a couple girlfriends laughing as it is. If I let one rip while going at it, I would just have to stop because I probably wouldn't be able to control my laughing. The woman I was with and I started laughing. She was cool about it. Took a little while to start again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 real men light them An ex-boyfriend of my wife's burned his butt while doing that. The question is, does she fart in your presence? There are two schools of thought on this: 1) If you're both doing it in front of the other person, the honeymoon's over. 2) If you're both doing it in front of the other, have contests to see whose farts are nastier. Um...I won't say which school we subscribe to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You people are not only shallow, you are disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 i do not, unless one sneaks up on me. never have intentionally though 1) Yes and she knows it (Dutch Oven style all the way)2) No, never that is vile! 3) Maybe.....silent but deadly (blame the dog style) Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You people are not only shallow, you are disgusting. thank you, thank you, I vill be here all da veek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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