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Well, well, well. Is it possible that it's that time of year once again? Let's do a quick scan and see.

 

- It's April? Check.

 

- New schedule is out? Check.

 

- People are randomly suggesting we sign every big-name malcontent because we're a gzillion dollars under the cap and we need to spend the money on somebody, anyway? Check.

 

- Losman is the lone reason we lost nine games last year? Check.

 

- No, he's not, you Trent-loving rump ranger! Check.

 

- Yes, he is, you pathetic piece of Losman-lovin' trash! Check.

 

- Democratic presidential hopefuls are eating each other from the inside out in the name of unifying our country? Check.

 

Well, that must mean it's the offseason, and when I think of the offseason, I can't help but think it's time for The 5th Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Competition, this year with as much as $700 at stake in the form of a gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice.

 

First, the objective: All you need to do to win this contest is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose next year. Just copy/paste the Bills 2008 Schedule and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. Whomever does so correctly will receive a $350 gift certificate to the restaurant of their choice.

 

Next, the rules. Read them carefully:

 

• All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of January 1, 2008. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible.

 

• If, at the end of week 8, there are more than three people still in the contest, I will DOUBLE the amount to $700, AND...the thread will be opened for 48 hours prior to kickoff of each week's game, and each remaining contestant will be able to change their pick for that week. The thread will close 24 hours before kickoff each week. We will continue to allow any and all remaining participants to change their picks each week until everyone is gone or the season is over. If less than three people make it past week 8, the awarded amount stays at $350, but the thread "MAY" be opened to allow those remaining participants to change their picks down the stretch. Alternately, it "MAY NOT" be opened. Just depends on how I'm feeling that week.

 

• You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, unless you mow my lawn or clean my house as that's good enough for some people.

 

• Regardless of how many winners there are, there is only one prize (not to exceed $700), and it is split evenly amongst all winners in the form of gift certificates.

 

• Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. There is no prize for getting close.

 

• If you are a participant of this contest and at any time during this contest you are caught referring to anything related to the Patriots* without using the required asterisk, or if at any time during the season you are caught defending the Patriots* for their cheating ways, you are disqualified from the contest because there is plenty of room for run, but no room for idiocy or laziness. They cheated. They get an asterisk. Don't like it? Invent your own freakin' contest.

 

• This thread will initially remain open until midnight EST this Friday, April 25th, 2008, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for whatever reason floats my boat.

 

• Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment.

 

• If during the course of this contest you are banned from TBD, you're out.

 

• Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but are also subjected to our ridicule whenever we please.

 

• I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true: pick all 16 games correctly, get the loot.

 

 

Here is the schedule for you to copy/paste.

 

Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

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First Reply, I feel great!

 

W - Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L - Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

W - Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

L - Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

L - Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

W - Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W - Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

L - Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

W - Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

W - Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

Note: I think this is my favourite contest in the history of mankind.

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W- Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. W

L- Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. L

W- Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. W

W- Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

L- Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

W- Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W- Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

L- Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L- Nov. 9 at New England Patriots 1 p.m.

W- Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

L- Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W- Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W- Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

L- Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

W- Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

W- Dec. 28 New England Patriots 1 p.m.

 

 

10-6, like always.

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Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. - W

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. - L

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. - W

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. - W

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. - L

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. - L

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. - W

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. - W

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots 1 p.m. - L

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. - W

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. - W

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. - W

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. - W

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. - L

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. - W

Dec. 28 New England Patriots 1 p.m. - L

 

10-6

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Whomever does so correctly will receive a $350 gift certificate to the restaurant of their choice.

 

Next, the rules. Read them carefully:

 

If less than three people make it past week 8, the awarded amount stays at $250, but the thread "MAY" be opened to allow those remaining participants to change their picks down the stretch.

 

So will I win $250 or $350 see I read the rules carefully...

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Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. Win

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. Loss

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. Win

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. Win

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. Win

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. Win

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. Win

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. Win

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. Loss

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. Loss

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. Win[/b

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. Win

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. Win

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. Loss

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. Loss

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. Loss

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Win Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

Loss Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

Win Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

Win Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

Loss Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

Loss Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

Win Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

Win Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

Loss Nov. 9 at New England Patriots 1 p.m.

Win Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

Win Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

Win Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

Win Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

Loss Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

Loss Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

Win Dec. 28 New England Patriots 1 p.m.

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W - Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L - Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

W - Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

L - Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W - Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

L - Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W - Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

W - Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L - Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

 

10-6

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Thanks for running this LA!!!!!

 

 

Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. Loss

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. Loss

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. Win

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. Win

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. Loss

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. Loss

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. Win

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. Win

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. Loss

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. Win

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. Win

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. Win

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. Win

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. Loss

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. Loss

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. Win

 

9-7

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My usual picks....

 

Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks WIN

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars WIN

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders WIN

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams WIN

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals WIN

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers WIN

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins WIN

Nov. 2 New York Jets WIN

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* WIN

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns WIN

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs WIN

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers WIN

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) WIN

Dec. 14 at New York Jets WIN

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos WIN

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* WIN

 

16-0

 

Since The Senator and Cablelady will have to split with me since they always pick the same, I'll take a gift certificate to Olive Garden.

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W Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

L Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

L 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

W Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

L Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

L Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

L Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

L Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

W Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

7 and 9.

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W - Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L - Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

W - Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

L - Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W - Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

W - Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W - Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

W - Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L - Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

11-5........... GO BILLS!!!

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L Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

W Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

W Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

L Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

L Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

W Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

W Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

L Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

10-6

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W Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

L Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

Oct. 12 Bye

L Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

L Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

W Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

W Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

L Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

9-7...There you have it

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Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. W

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. L

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. W

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. L

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. W

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. L

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. W

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. W

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. L

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. W

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. L

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. W

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. W

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. W

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. L

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. L

 

9-7

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So will I win $250 or $350 see I read the rules carefully...

Good catch on a copy/paste error. Interestingly, that error was there last year from the contest two years ago when first prize was a $250 gift certificate. I bump it up another $50 every year.

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W - Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.

L - Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.

W - Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.

L - Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.

N/A Oct. 12 Bye

W - Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.

W - Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.

L - Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.

W - Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.

W - Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.

W - Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.

L - Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.

L - Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.

 

10 wins, 6 losses

 

Go Bills!

Posted

Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. W

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.W

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.w

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.w

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. w

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. w

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. w

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. w

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. L

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.w

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.w

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. L

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. L

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. W

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. L

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. W

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Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. - Loss

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. - Loss

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. - Win

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. - Win

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. - Win

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. - Loss

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. - Win

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. - Loss

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. - Loss

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. - Win

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. - Loss

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. - Win

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. - Win

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. - Win

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. - Loss

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. - Loss

 

8-8

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Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m.-W

Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m.-L

Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m.-W

Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m.-W

Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m.-L

Oct. 12 Bye

Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m.-L

Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m.-W

Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m.-L

Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m.-L

Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m.-W

Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m.-L

Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m.-L

Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m.-W

Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m.-W

Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m.-L

Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m.-W

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