CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php This is awesome. "Jim Kelly have no help and Ivan Lee just do not draw the double team. " (It took me a second to realize "Ivan Lee" is Lee Evans." Which then made it even funnier.)
Huuuge Bills Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 "Like my good freind Michael Irving always say, "defense do not wins championships, points wins championships"" "The Miami Dolphin became the first winless team to ever win a game in a regular season" I keep hearing Emmit's voice when I read all of the picks. Very funny
ans4e64 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 That's great. Tim Tebow, Matt Ryan and Mendenhall twice, Emmitt's son, and Chris Leak
Chandler#81 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Hillarious! Emmitt's grasp of English is ridiulous. It might be funny, if it weren't so sad. He should never set foot in front of a mic again.
DrDawkinstein Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 i cant believe someone beat me to this! just came to post it. hilarious
BillsVet Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 i cant believe someone beat me to this! just came to post it. hilarious This Smith mock serves fits him to a "T." After his display on MNF, he's nothing more than Eric Dickerson with a bigger forehead.
Philly McButterpants Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 That was freakin' hilarious . . . "The reason Donovan McNabb have great arm strength is the fact that his arm is so strong. But it might as well not even matters because his receivers cannot catch a fly with their Chinese toothpick."
CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Posted April 21, 2008 We went 5-11 last season? Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it).
DrDawkinstein Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it). that was actually the funniest part of this mock when it was posted on the other board i saw it on. most of the people didnt really read it. they just looked at the picks and flipped out. their reactions to an obvious joke were comedic gold.
ndirish1978 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Best joke article I have ever read. You like stuff like that you guys should also check out thebrushback.com
CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Posted April 21, 2008 Best joke article I have ever read. You like stuff like that you guys should also check out thebrushback.com Irish, I like your Mock. I'd be very happy with that outcome.
SD Jarhead Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Damn! Emmit's daft sho am good! That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in some time! Shortly before I retired from the Marine Corps I had to work with this ignorant fukker who spoke exactly like that piece was written. The screwed up part is that the dude was proud of being illiterate and had a sign proudly displayed on his desk the said "Huked of foniks wurks for me".
Dibs Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 It's a joke article people. Emmit Smith didn't really write it.
bills_red Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 hahaha, yea Walter has been working on that for a while now (month+)
BuffaloBilliever Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it). Yeah... the Colts done won da World Series in 05'!
Recommended Posts