erynthered Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will.
Cugalabanza Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will. I can't watch this at work, but I assume it's a clip of Kobe making some kind of dirty back room deal with the devil which will allow him to get away with whatever he wants and still have unlimited riches and fame. In which case, I totally agree… kids should not do this.
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will. And if someone gets killed trying this they're in the running for the 2008 Darwin award.
drnykterstein Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Pretty cool comercial. Uhmm.. what were they advertising?
erynthered Posted April 14, 2008 Author Posted April 14, 2008 Pretty cool comercial. Uhmm.. what were they advertising? New sneakers that can help you jump over moving cars. Nothing special.
John Adams Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will. And I'd want the people who die jumping over moving cars to live, why?
Steely Dan Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 And if someone gets killed trying this they're in the running for the 2008 Darwin award. You beat me to it. Any kid that tries this and dies is doing the gene pool a favor!
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Pretty cool comercial. Uhmm.. what were they advertising? I actually thought it was pretty stupid. What was the point? Kobe's an ass? Tell us something we don't know.
erynthered Posted April 14, 2008 Author Posted April 14, 2008 And if someone gets killed trying this they're in the running for the 2008 Darwin award. I bet this commercial will produce a pretty long list of candidates.
slothrop Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 IT is fake (obviously). The car is behind him (look at the shadows).
RayFinkle Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will. Rape white women?
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 IT is fake (obviously). The car is behind him (look at the shadows). Ya think?
eSJayDee Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Just doing the math in my head, I think it's roughly do-able. Assume he's got a 48" vertical (I doubt he does, but it makes the math easy); this means that he's airborne for about 1/2 second (g=32'/sec/sec, v@t0=16'/sec). If the car goes 6000'/minute (roughly 68mph), it'll cover 100' in 1 second, or 50' in 1/2 second. I assume the car is less than 20' long & is low. I certainly wouldn't advocate doing it, but I contend that it's theoretically humanly possible.
theesir Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Just doing the math in my head, I think it's roughly do-able.Assume he's got a 48" vertical (I doubt he does, but it makes the math easy); this means that he's airborne for about 1/2 second (g=32'/sec/sec, v@t0=16'/sec). If the car goes 6000'/minute (roughly 68mph), it'll cover 100' in 1 second, or 50' in 1/2 second. I assume the car is less than 20' long & is low. I certainly wouldn't advocate doing it, but I contend that it's theoretically humanly possible. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Just doing the math in my head, I think it's roughly do-able.Assume he's got a 48" vertical (I doubt he does, but it makes the math easy); this means that he's airborne for about 1/2 second (g=32'/sec/sec, v@t0=16'/sec). If the car goes 6000'/minute (roughly 68mph), it'll cover 100' in 1 second, or 50' in 1/2 second. I assume the car is less than 20' long & is low. I certainly wouldn't advocate doing it, but I contend that it's theoretically humanly possible. Of course it's possible. That is if he want the Lakers to void his contract. I highly doubt they would have approved.
KD in CA Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Nice work Kobe. Even though he said dont try this, some will. Good....Darwin needs all the help he can get these days. Rape white women? Cue the hysterical Kobe apologists in 5...4...3...
Bullpen Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 IT is fake (obviously). The car is behind him (look at the shadows). Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner! Indeed fake.
John Adams Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner! Indeed fake. So one of the best players in NBA history didn't jump over a moving car to advertise his new sneakers? I needed a youtube video to tell me that. Next you'll tell me that Larry Bird didn't make a shot off the rafters in those McDonald's PIG commercials.
Chilly Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Cue the hysterical Kobe apologists in 5...4...3... She so wanted some big black ball player dick.
Danh Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 I think Kramer did that first when he was wearing Jimmy's shoes.
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