buckeyemike Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 You're missing the bigger point here... a FOURTH Austin Powers film?
billsfanincuse Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 As long as they took a knock at the pats i would be cool with it
BuffaloBilliever Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 You're missing the bigger point here... a FOURTH Austin Powers film? After the cinema abortion that was the third, (How does Beyonce keep getting work!?) They need to finish on a good note...
buckeyemike Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 After the cinema abortion that was the third, (How does Beyonce keep getting work!?) They need to finish on a good note... Ah, the Rocky Balboa theory...makes some sense. And how does Beyonce keep getting work? Are you blind? Doesn't matter how her acting skills are.
Steely Dan Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 The plot is that Austin is sent to America to stop Scotty Evil from video taping the signals of defensive coordinators for the Pets*. Bellysick is played by Dick Cheyney. Tom Brady is played by Ben Affleck. Roger Goodell is played by Donald Trump. Mangenius is played by a bag of rocks. Bob Sutton is played by Steve Martin in his Jerk persona. The Jets player are played by kids from the Special Olympics.** The Pets players are played by Michael Vick's prison team.
Dante Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Ah, the Rocky Balboa theory...makes some sense. And how does Beyonce keep getting work? Are you blind? Doesn't matter how her acting skills are. She looks fantastic, as long as they don't show below her stomach. She would be a decent fullback prospect for the fullbackless Bills
Beerball Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Tom Brady is played by Ben Affleck. Wouldn't the Peter Pan dood be a better fit?
Steely Dan Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Wouldn't the Peter Pan dood be a better fit? I was trying to think of the worst actor I could.
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 I was trying to think of the worst actor I could. That would either be Nick Cage or Keanue Reeves.
Steely Dan Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 That would either be Nick Cage or Keanue Reeves. Keanu Reeves! Great Call!!
Buftex Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 That would either be Nick Cage or Keanue Reeves. Nick Cage used to be a terrific actor...what happened to him? Did anyone catch the re-make of "The Wicker Man", that he stars in? That has to be near the top of those "so bad it is good" lists...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Nick Cage used to be a terrific actor I must have missed that stage in his life.
Buftex Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 I must have missed that stage in his life. I always thought he was a really good actor ("Birdy" and "Leaving Las Vegas" come to mind), until he won an Oscar, and did some really bad work, in really awful films....
/dev/null Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 I always thought he was a really good actor ("Birdy" and "Leaving Las Vegas" come to mind), until he won an Oscar, and did some really bad work, in really awful films.... I remember watching Con Air and wishing John Malkovich (Cyrus the Virus) would do the world a favor and just put a bullet in him
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 I always thought he was a really good actor ("Birdy" and "Leaving Las Vegas" come to mind), until he won an Oscar, and did some really bad work, in really awful films.... If it weren't for his uncle he would have had a stellar career of washing cars.
Steely Dan Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 I must have missed that stage in his life. I always thought he was a really good actor ("Birdy" and "Leaving Las Vegas" come to mind), until he won an Oscar, and did some really bad work, in really awful films.... Very good. I was gonna make the same choices. Cage was a good actor before he got money hungry. If I recall Stephen Baldwin called him out on it and Cage blasted back to which Baldwin said the day he makes a movie as good as The Usual Suspects he could talk.
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