Barack Obama hates Pennsylvanians

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If you run out of beer you ain't from Pennsylvania.

 

I beg to differ. It's easy to run out of beer in PA, since you can only buy it from a beer distributor (at least while I lived there)

[molson_golden2002]

I beg to differ. It's easy to run out of beer in PA, since you can only buy it from a beer distributor (at least while I lived there)

Still that way

[Wacka]

You, of course, are at the top of the list. Written in ink.

 

 

 

Them, and worse. Don't forget the plywood cutouts painted to look like Aunt Fanny's oversized... fanny, bending over in the garden...

 

I thought Cheektowaga had cornered the market on those.

[Simon]

I beg to differ. It's easy to run out of beer in PA, since you can only buy it from a beer distributor (at least while I lived there)

It's a lot harder to run out when there's about 8-10 coolers always packed with ice and beer. And another 20-30 cases stored around various areas of the grounds.

Running out of beer......

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It's a lot harder to run out when there's about 8-10 coolers always packed with ice and beer. And another 20-30 cases stored around various areas of the grounds.

 

Wanna bet

[Lori]

Sheeeeeit.

If you run out of beer you ain't from Pennsylvania.

 

 

Yerp.

And the worst of the "confederates" we see over here are ALWAYS some of you oh so refined city folk who stupidly believe simple-minded stereotypes bear any resemblance to reality and think we find it acceptable for you to come over for the weekend and run around getting drunk and bitching about !@#$s and jews. We're good country folk and that evil sh-- don't fly around here. Fortunately it often ends with a beautiful campfire. And when I say campfire I'm talking about some douchebag from Cleveburgh's camp. On fire.

And in case we have any members of the law enforcement community listening in I'd like it clearly understood that I was nowhere near the area when somebody tied a line into that well and threw a hose threw that redneck cityboy's camp window. And left it on. In February.

Nope, don't know no nuthin 'bout that.

Well played.

[blzrul]

So is Pennsylvania like Arkansas, Tennesee and Kentucky in that your favorite aunt's name is often "mom"?

[Booster4324]

So is Pennsylvania like Arkansas, Tennesee and Kentucky in that your favorite aunt's name is often "mom"?

 

 

And the Democrats wonder why they keep losing...

 

Don't those ignorant hicks know we are on their side?

 

!@#$ the South

[Lori]

So is Pennsylvania like Arkansas, Tennesee and Kentucky in that your favorite aunt's name is often "mom"?

Not our family. We got out of that habit when we left New York.

 

That's not a joke, by the way. Indeed, it was more common than one might think, up through the middle of the nineteenth century. All those fine, upstanding "Mayflower families"? First cousins galore.

[KD in CA]

Them, and worse. Don't forget the plywood cutouts painted to look like Aunt Fanny's oversized... fanny, bending over in the garden...

 

 

 

I forgot about those! I use to have a client in Cortland, NY and saw many a Fanny's garden fanny there.

[IDBillzFan]

This is pretty interesting:

 

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/ob...ts,351346.shtml

Do you know what's really interesting? The fact that Obama and Clinton have so many people working to rip the other one apart that they both need to spend an inordinate amount of time giving speeches to correct the stupid shiit they may or may not have said in previous speeches. Or that their associates have said. Obama is running around putting fingers in holes created by his pastor or comments about Pennsylvanians while Hillary runs around putting fingers in holes created by fake sniper fire or the multiple people she has to fire from her campaign because she was too stupid to fire them when she still had a chance to win enough delegates.

 

At this point, all McCain has to do is stand around and say nothing and he can walk into the White House strictly off the complete and utter idiotic infighting going on between Obama and Clinton.

 

It's a goddamn embarrassment on all fronts.

[blzrul]

Not our family. We got out of that habit when we left New York.

 

That's not a joke, by the way. Indeed, it was more common than one might think, up through the middle of the nineteenth century. All those fine, upstanding "Mayflower families"? First cousins galore.

I believe it - who else was around for them to marry? My family landed in 1658 and my brother has spent years tracing them, I'll have to ask him what he found in that regard. By that time though there were more people around. Plus a bunch of us moved west (one co-founded Portland OR as a matter of fact) and so hopefully improved the gene pool some. I like to think so anyway.

 

I think my dad was born in Scranton by the way...he was a big bullshitter that's not the sort of thing one makes up.