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Despite the unfortunate incident with the UPS truck, Paul's date was able to keep him in stitches all evening long.

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OMFG!!!!! WTF! Somebody bought a Rob Johnson jersey from the online store

 

Somebody needs to get that #11 Parrish, Bledsoe, RJ jersey to him so we qualify for free shipping!

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"Just as all police thought every super-villain had been captured, a new debonair-esque bad-man comes out of the blue in a mission to spoil all UPS deliveries abroad. His name you ask? I introduce to you, Sowing-Machine man."

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"Just as all police thought every super-villain had been captured, a new debonair-esque bad-man comes out of the blue in a mission to spoil all UPS deliveries abroad. His name you ask? I introduce to you, Sowing-Machine man."

 

He plants sewing machines?! :cry:

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Two Bills Drive contributor ExpertOpinion is shown with his new invention, the handheld truck excavator. Expert is quoted as saying "oh sure it looks like it won't work, but remember, I'm an expert!!"

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Two Bills Drive contributor ExpertOpinion is shown with his new invention, the handheld truck excavator. Expert is quoted as saying "oh sure it looks like it won't work, but remember, I'm an expert!!"

 

 

 

Totally outstanding!!! :cry::lol: :lol: :)

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High School drop out - Crenola Brady - who lives in a van down by the river - prepares to make his first house call in a multi-level marketing program selling solar powered sewing machines. Meanwhile Boston police question an anxious UPS driver who reported his van stolen. After taking copious notes and a full description of his vehicle they promise to get back to him if they find anything. However, they cautioned him that most cases like this end up unresolved and the vehicles usually end up in a chop shop or shipped overseas by organized crime professionals.

 

So life returns to normal in the imperfect town of Boston where sometimes cheaters get caught.

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Two Bills Drive contributor ExpertOpinion is shown with his new invention, the handheld truck excavator. Expert is quoted as saying "oh sure it looks like it won't work, but remember, I'm an expert!!"

 

We have a winner!! :sick:

:lol:

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