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The fire was started by Serbian snipers shooting at barrels of Dick Cheney's Haliburton® oil

No, more likely it was started by the ghost of a real American patriot who was born and lived his life in Terre Huate. Eugene Debs, the American Socialist Party's nominee for President, the guy who went to jail for ***gasp** making a speech against America's involvement in World War One. Yes, in jail for a speech :cry:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_V._Debs

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No, more likely it was started by the ghost of a real American patriot who was born and lived his life in Terre Huate. Eugene Debs, the American Socialist Party's nominee for President, the guy who went to jail for ***gasp** making a speech against America's involvement in World War One. Yes, in jail for a speech :lol:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_V._Debs

 

What's your point? :cry:

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No, more likely it was started by the ghost of a real American patriot who was born and lived his life in Terre Huate. Eugene Debs, the American Socialist Party's nominee for President, the guy who went to jail for ***gasp** making a speech against America's involvement in World War One. Yes, in jail for a speech :cry:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_V._Debs

 

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, MG would certainly want you to believe that the ghost of Eugene Debs started that fire. And he makes a good case. Hell, I almost felt belived it myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board , I have one final thing I want you to consider.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

 

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this thread? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at us. This is a thread about a fire and we're talking about long dead socialists and Chewbacca!

 

Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that reading this thread deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, Does this make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, Molson's dead guy started the fire

 

The defense rests

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