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Yeah, I would advise wrapping your hand around your penis somewhere else. People are liable to get the knickers in a twist about masturbating in a thread. I don't understand it myself, but there it is!

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People are liable to get the knickers in a twist about masturbating in a thread...

I'm confused. You're saying one thing--your avatar is saying another. Should I shine my bishop hedd or not?

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I'm confused. You're saying one thing--your avatar is saying another. Should I shine my bishop hedd or not?

Whatever happens, do not listen to that avatar. Dood wants me dead ferchrisakes.

 

If you want to flog your dolphin you should feel free to do so.

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Since you didn't bump the actual thread, I'm assuming you mean you're currently touching yourself. I'm not sure we really need to know that.

 

Dont worry, I'm not touching myself. I found a new job for Erik

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Dont worry, I'm not touching myself. I found a new job for Erik

 

I would think that homosexual sex in threads is looked down upon more than simply masturbation.

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I would think that homosexual sex in threads is looked down upon more than simply masturbation.

:pirate: yes it is :P

 

 

not that there's anything wrong with that

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:pirate: yes it is :P

 

 

not that there's anything wrong with that

 

Especially when he pays Erik for it. I believe that violates many laws.

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I would think that homosexual sex in threads is looked down upon more than simply masturbation.

 

who said anything about homosecual sex or masturbation?

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I'm confused. You're saying one thing--your avatar is saying another. Should I shine my bishop hedd or not?

 

Me, I'm all for shining the bishop hedd whenever and wherever ya please. Rubbing it this way, choking it that. I'm just saying other people often get their knickers in a twist about it when it's in a thread. Some people get offended by someone touching a fully engorged penis and manipulating the blood flow in said member in order to ejaculate seminal fluid. Go figure. I'm what you'd call a good samaritan. Samaritans come from either two lines: the good or the bad. Good samaritans give an FYI to thread starters when they masturbate in a thread without due knowledge of the socio-internets consequences. I just wanted to inform. It's just my nature to be friendly. :pirate:

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who said anything about homosecual sex or masturbation?

If you're gonna engage in those activities with the guy you should at least have the decency to spell his name correctly.

E-R-I-C. There is no K. K?

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If you're gonna engage in those activities with the guy you should at least have the decency to spell his name correctly.

E-R-I-C. There is no K. K?

 

ahhh - now i know where the problem lies! i forgot the 'a'. it was erika. who's erik? and yes i pay her well.

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ahhh - now i know where the problem lies! i forgot the 'a'. it was erika. who's erik? and yes i pay her well.

 

Does he tuck the sack back and let you call him erika? Or does he just dress up based on whatever whim strikes them? I guess the second option puts some spice into your day, as you dont know if erik or "erika" is showing up to service you.

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Does he tuck the sack back and let you call him erika? Or does he just dress up based on whatever whim strikes them? I guess the second option puts some spice into your day, as you dont know if erik or "erika" is showing up to service you.

 

:cry:

 

Nice.

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