\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 While working out at the health club, I ran into one of my wife’s girlfriends (late 20’s). Really nice woman (and cute), and has had 3 children (with her husband) in 4 years, the last child back in September. So for almost 4 years, I have seen her as “plump”, as she has either been pregnant or getting back into shape after the birth. And when I saw her last December, she was back to her normal shape (about 5’-8” and 130 pounds), as has happened after each of the kids were born. So I see her again yesterday at the health club, and she is “plump” again. I say hi to her and then say: “Congratulations, I didn’t know that you’re having another one!”. As it turns out, she’s not “plump” because she’s expecting. Instead, she is “plump” because she turned into a fat-@$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Did you not get the handbook? Right there on page 1, under THINGS YOU NEVER DO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 I say hi to her and then say: “Congratulations, I didn’t know that you’re having another one!”. Ah, no big. She probably thought you were talking about jelly doughnuts. Speaking of jelly doughnuts...we got us a Dunkin Doughnuts at DFW. Those kolache places better watch out, DD is movin in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 You didn't read your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 While working out at the health club, I ran into one of my wife’s girlfriends (late 20’s). Really nice woman (and cute), and has had 3 children (with her husband) in 4 years, the last child back in September. So for almost 4 years, I have seen her as “plump”, as she has either been pregnant or getting back into shape after the birth. And when I saw her last December, she was back to her normal shape (about 5’-8” and 130 pounds), as has happened after each of the kids were born. So I see her again yesterday at the health club, and she is “plump” again. I say hi to her and then say: “Congratulations, I didn’t know that you’re having another one!”. As it turns out, she’s not “plump” because she’s expecting. Instead, she is “plump” because she turned into a fat-@$$. Any woman who is in her late 20's and has been married for four years and already has three kids is doomed to a life of plumpness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 She must be from Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 While working out at the health club, I ran into one of my wife’s girlfriends (late 20’s)... Seinfeld once talked about how great it would be if we had directors for our everyday lives: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You look pregnant. Are you?" Cut! Cut! Cut! Let's try that again. Try to focus people! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Common GBID! You're supposed to hit the bar AFTER the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 While working out at the health club, I ran into one of my wife’s girlfriends (late 20’s). Really nice woman (and cute), and has had 3 children (with her husband) in 4 years, the last child back in September. So for almost 4 years, I have seen her as “plump”, as she has either been pregnant or getting back into shape after the birth. And when I saw her last December, she was back to her normal shape (about 5’-8” and 130 pounds), as has happened after each of the kids were born. So I see her again yesterday at the health club, and she is “plump” again. I say hi to her and then say: “Congratulations, I didn’t know that you’re having another one!”. As it turns out, she’s not “plump” because she’s expecting. Instead, she is “plump” because she turned into a fat-@$$. This is why I never talk to anyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Never, ever, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant. With all the obesity going on you'd think you'd know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 While working out at the health club, I ran into one of my wife’s girlfriends (late 20’s). Really nice woman (and cute), and has had 3 children (with her husband) in 4 years, the last child back in September. So for almost 4 years, I have seen her as “plump”, as she has either been pregnant or getting back into shape after the birth. And when I saw her last December, she was back to her normal shape (about 5’-8” and 130 pounds), as has happened after each of the kids were born. So I see her again yesterday at the health club, and she is “plump” again. I say hi to her and then say: “Congratulations, I didn’t know that you’re having another one!”. As it turns out, she’s not “plump” because she’s expecting. Instead, she is “plump” because she turned into a fat-@$$. Never, ever, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant. With all the obesity going on you'd think you'd know better. I've done that and didn't find out until a couple of days later. The next time I saw that woman I wanted to blend into the scenery and disappear!! <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Jarhead Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 She must be from Buffalo. That reminds me of a joke: What do you call a hot girl in Buffalo? A Tourist! *Except female members of my family* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 That reminds me of a joke: What do you call a hot girl in Buffalo? A Tourist! *Except female members of my family* Hi Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 That reminds me of a joke: What do you call a hot girl in Buffalo? A Tourist! *Except female members of my family* So what do you call the hot female members of your family? Your date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Hi Willis. I agree, that is asinine to stereotype a whole city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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