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keep waitin for that comforter to slip down, but that fugger never does.

Keep watching, it eventually does, it just takes a while sometimes

 

She only does it for people who are patient and willing to work for it.

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:cry::lol:<_<

 

The pregnant and being dead to you is a bit harsh dontcha think? She will eventually not be pregnant anymore. :w00t:

 

yuck, and then she'll be all stretchmarked and droopy. no thanks. if im going to have a fantasy dream girl, she might as well be perfect.

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yuck, and then she'll be all stretchmarked and droopy. no thanks. if im going to have a fantasy dream girl, she might as well be perfect.

 

I've dated women with kids and trust me, exercises can take care of 95% of that. :w00t:

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I've dated women with kids and trust me, exercises can take care of 95% of that. :w00t:

 

well, when i get the chance to date Jessica Alba, maaaaaaaybe i'll reconsider. but from my vantage point of thousands of miles and one large internet away... i'll drop her for Biel for now :cry:

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Keep watching, it eventually does, it just takes a while sometimes

 

She only does it for people who are patient and willing to work for it.

 

Dream on. :w00t:

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Keep watching, it eventually does, it just takes a while sometimes

 

She only does it for people who are patient and willing to work for it.

OK, it isn't working for me. How long to I have to watch the darn thing?

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I've dated women with kids and trust me, exercises can take care of 95% of that. :w00t:

 

 

And the plastic surgeon will take care of the other 5%. A good one and you will barely, if ever, know she was pregnant.

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OK, it isn't working for me. How long to I have to watch the darn thing?

 

You've got awhile until football season starts. It's baseball season now so you've got plenty of time. Just keep watchin'

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You've got awhile until football season starts. It's baseball season now so you've got plenty of time. Just keep watchin'

 

Baseball season. What's more interesting; Baseball, Golf, Watching grass grow, Watching Paint Dry or watching a dog take a dump?

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Baseball season. What's more interesting; Baseball, Golf, Watching grass grow, Watching Paint Dry or watching a dog take a dump?

 

NASCAR of course...

 

Don't go there redneck bashers... Don't do it...

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