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I never thought you could accurately depict drunkenness on a keyboard until now

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Someone call me a plane- I wish to visit England very much!

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OK, Pete you are a plane.

 

 

I can understand Nick asking to be called a taxi when he's stevestojanfaced, but what's your excuse?

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a drunk coming out of a hotel mistakes an admiral for the doorman

"call me a taxi" slurs the drunk

"Sir, I am an Admiral" the sailor replies

"Well then call me a battleship" replies the drunk

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