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First Girl you made out with????

 

Why does this add to the story?

 

Was there a boy you made out with first?

 

I am confused

Don't all guys have a first girl they made out with? :ph34r:

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What did the girl look like, and can your friends hit it now? Or is it too soon?

 

When would be long enough?

 

I ruined her for all other men.

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You mean you gayed her up? That's some special ability my friend.

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Hey man, sorry to break your record, but it had to go down sometime. For what it's worth, we kept your steak alive while I was on the team, and won two sectional championships as a team. I won a pair of sectional titles in the disc, and finished 3rd, and 5th in the state meet. I've gone on to break three school records at RMU in the discus, hammer, and weight throw. That's about it, oh and take it easy on my girlfriend, would ya?!

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Hey man, sorry to break your record, but it had to go down sometime. For what it's worth, we kept your steak alive while I was on the team, and won two sectional championships as a team. I won a pair of sectional titles in the disc, and finished 3rd, and 5th in the state meet. I've gone on to break three school records at RMU in the discus, hammer, and weight throw. That's about it, oh and take it easy on my girlfriend, would ya?!

Holy crap! You are member number 9999! You just missed out on the $1,000,000 prize for member 10K.

 

Sorry about the girlfriend.

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Holy crap! You are member number 9999! You just missed out on the $1,000,000 prize for member 10K.

 

Sorry about the girlfriend.

You what REALLY sucks? When the board crashed and we had to take back the $1,000,000 prize from the last guy who was member 10k. :thumbdown:

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Hey man, sorry to break your record, but it had to go down sometime. For what it's worth, we kept your steak alive while I was on the team, and won two sectional championships as a team. I won a pair of sectional titles in the disc, and finished 3rd, and 5th in the state meet. I've gone on to break three school records at RMU in the discus, hammer, and weight throw. That's about it, oh and take it easy on my girlfriend, would ya?!

 

lol, too funny...

 

I'm just glad that it was someone with a passion and appreciation for the throwing events who broke the record, and not just some joker who couldn't care less about the sport. If you ask Bernie, he'll tell you that back in the day, I took issue with him for not spending enough time coaching me and helping with my technique, and had even threatened to throw for Pittsford my last two seasons. We argued about it for a short time, and he basically admitted that I knew more than he did about the shot and disc, and he wasn't sure if he was really ABLE to coach me. I appreciated his honesty and stuck it out, but there are times when I wish I had had more leadership and coaching with regard to throwing technique and the weight room. I guess what I'm saying is that part of the reason why the record meant so much to me was because I have a few regrets in terms of not reaching my full potential during those years. Bernie does credit me for rekindling interest in the throws back at HF-L, and that is something I'm proud of...so I'm glad you continued that effort while you were there.

 

Anyway, here's to ya for real...I hope you hold the record for 13 1/2 years! :thumbdown:

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:thumbdown: bootlicker

last time i stick up for you :devil:

 

Dude, you abandoned your own revenge plot like two posts after suggesting it to me once you saw the guys pic...lol

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lol, too funny...

 

I'm just glad that it was someone with a passion and appreciation for the throwing events who broke the record, and not just some joker who couldn't care less about the sport. If you ask Bernie, he'll tell you that back in the day, I took issue with him for not spending enough time coaching me and helping with my technique, and had even threatened to throw for Pittsford my last two seasons. We argued about it for a short time, and he basically admitted that I knew more than he did about the shot and disc, and he wasn't sure if he was really ABLE to coach me. I appreciated his honesty and stuck it out, but there are times when I wish I had had more leadership and coaching with regard to throwing technique and the weight room. I guess what I'm saying is that part of the reason why the record meant so much to me was because I have a few regrets in terms of not reaching my full potential during those years. Bernie does credit me for rekindling interest in the throws back at HF-L, and that is something I'm proud of...so I'm glad you continued that effort while you were there.

 

Anyway, here's to ya for real...I hope you hold the record for 13 1/2 years! :thumbdown:

Start a roids scandal rumor that leads back to the current record holder, this may force them to remove his records from the books. Why go down with grace?

 

edit: just read page 2, guess I'm a little late to the party. But I still say you go for it...

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Dude, you abandoned your own revenge plot like two posts after suggesting it to me once you saw the guys pic...lol

I was right there by your side the entire time. :thumbdown:

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Start a roids scandal rumor that leads back to the current record holder, this may force them to remove his records from the books. Why go down with grace?

 

edit: just read page 2, guess I'm a little late to the party. But I still say you go for it...

 

I have people working on that :thumbdown:

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Thanks man, that means a lot. throwing has taught me a ton, so did Bernie. He still didn't know too much about throws when I came around, by then HF-L had turned into pretty much a running powerhouse, with little emphasis on the throws. Bernie is a great guy for sure.

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Thanks man, that means a lot. throwing has taught me a ton, so did Bernie. He still didn't know too much about throws when I came around, by then HF-L had turned into pretty much a running powerhouse, with little emphasis on the throws. Bernie is a great guy for sure.

 

Bernie's definitely a great guy...I just hope he's keeping his paws off the gals on the track team these days :thumbdown:

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Do you have an elligability left? Re-enroll under a fake name and take your record back. It sounds like the makings of a Ben Stiller movie...

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Do you have an elligability left? Re-enroll under a fake name and take your record back. It sounds like the makings of a Ben Stiller movie...

 

Not bad!

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