ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I just got some very bad news that I don't know how to process... My time in high school was highlighted by being part of the greatest track and field team ever assembled in Honeoye Falls, NY. Those of us who were in the same graduating class and had been together all four years had bragging rights to being undefeated each and every year. My events were shot put and discus, and I did my part week in and week out to keep us on the winning side of things. My proudest moment was when I bettered the discus record on four consecutive throws during a meet where I was up against my 'arch rival' from York HS. It was one of the last meets of my senior year, and I had him beat until his last throw, when he unleashed (what was then) a county record. I took myself to the limit, and in defeat I pushed him to the best throw he'd have in his HS career. Anyway, I've kept in touch with my old coach every few years, and yesterday I put in a call to see how things were going. One of my best friends - the first girl I ever made out with - has a son who is a star on the HS football and baseball teams, and she's over at the HS quite often. She said she didn't see the track records posted by the pool anymore. I asked my coach about this, and he became silent for a minute. He took a deep breath, and then proceeded to tell me that my record was no more. Apparently four years ago there was some dude named Kevin Argauer who went to HF-L, wiped out my record, placed fifth in the state, and received a division 1 scholarship to Robert Morris. My coach tried to ease my pain by telling me that my record fell in a very honorable way and to a very worthy and deserving individual, and reminded me that it DID stand for 14 years...but alas, I'm very sad. Very, very, very sad. Here's to ya, Kevin Argauer... ya FUKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Here's a beer to you, for holding on to those records for 14 long years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Here's a beer to you, for holding on to those records for 14 long years. Thank you, my friend...I feel a little better after the beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Here's to you for your display of sportsmanship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Here's to ya, Kevin Argauer... ya FUKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Find his ex-girlfriend and regardless of boobage or the # of bags required have your way with her. If you are really bummed TP his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 This will make you feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Thank you, my friend...I feel a little better after the beer "Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” --HJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 This will make you feel better Damn Tater, two in a row. Nice job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 You guys are the best Beer, teeaats, ideas for revenge, and pertinent quotations...Vive le TBD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 You guys are the best Beer, teeaats, ideas for revenge, and pertinent quotations...Vive le TBD!!! Fergit what I said about his ex-girlfriend. Tough hombre, better go to plan B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 FWIW...my wife had all of the swimming records at our high school....almost all of them have been broken by some half woman/half fish girl in the last few years.....on the bright side though....she was rewarded though with a lifetime of tater.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 FWIW...my wife had all of the swimming records at our high school....almost all of them have been broken by some half woman/half fish girl in the last few years.....on the bright side though....she was rewarded though with a lifetime of tater.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Fergit what I said about his ex-girlfriend. Tough hombre, better go to plan B Hmmm....I'm pretty sure we could take him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hmmm....I'm pretty sure we could take him. OK screw the girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 This will make you feel better That would make me feel better after almost any catastrophe!!! FWIW...my wife had all of the swimming records at our high school....almost all of them have been broken by some half woman/half fish girl in the last few years.....on the bright side though....she was rewarded though with a lifetime of tater.... Do you know what that word means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 You think you have it bad, some guy here has to ask us if it is ok to nail a girl with DD's just because one of his friends used to date here, dumped her, and is with someone else now. Buck up, it can always be worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 You think you have it bad, some guy here has to ask us if it is ok to nail a girl with DD's just because one of his friends used to date here, dumped her, and is with someone else now. Buck up, it can always be worse Yeah, I have been enjoying that thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 That would make me feel better after almost any catastrophe!!! Do you know what that word means? yes...you would agree she hit the jackpot Horse shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Fergit what I said about his ex-girlfriend. Tough hombre, better go to plan B Dude...he does shot put and discus. He's got to be a wuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I just got some very bad news that I don't know how to process... My time in high school was highlighted by being part of the greatest track and field team ever assembled in Honeoye Falls, NY. Those of us who were in the same graduating class and had been together all four years had bragging rights to being undefeated each and every year. My events were shot put and discus, and I did my part week in and week out to keep us on the winning side of things. My proudest moment was when I bettered the discus record on four consecutive throws during a meet where I was up against my 'arch rival' from York HS. It was one of the last meets of my senior year, and I had him beat until his last throw, when he unleashed (what was then) a county record. I took myself to the limit, and in defeat I pushed him to the best throw he'd have in his HS career. Anyway, I've kept in touch with my old coach every few years, and yesterday I put in a call to see how things were going. One of my best friends - the first girl I ever made out with - has a son who is a star on the HS football and baseball teams, and she's over at the HS quite often. She said she didn't see the track records posted by the pool anymore. I asked my coach about this, and he became silent for a minute. He took a deep breath, and then proceeded to tell me that my record was no more. Apparently four years ago there was some dude named Kevin Argauer who went to HF-L, wiped out my record, placed fifth in the state, and received a division 1 scholarship to Robert Morris. My coach tried to ease my pain by telling me that my record fell in a very honorable way and to a very worthy and deserving individual, and reminded me that it DID stand for 14 years...but alas, I'm very sad. Very, very, very sad. Here's to ya, Kevin Argauer... quote] What was the record? How much did KA better it?[/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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