Thirdborn Posted April 7, 2008 Posted April 7, 2008 The bartenders boobs weren't as big but his penis was HUGE. OUCH!
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 7, 2008 Posted April 7, 2008 DDs, natural she a lil hefty??? duece, duece and a half?
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 7, 2008 Posted April 7, 2008 Alright theres a pic up on my personal photo, she's the one in the middle........sorry I couldn't get a better pic of the twins but its the only one I got on my computer. wheres the pic man? You take it down?
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 Exactly! Hey Stl Bills, have you ever heard the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? It's true you know & if bang her and kick her 2 da curb afterwards she will make your life a living hell, if you think she's crazy now she'll REALLY be a nutcase then!! You know that's why some women mysteriously disappear.
EndZoneCrew Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 You know that's why some women mysteriously disappear. Thats probably because they get a glimpse of that mug of yours after the booze wears off
Fan in Chicago Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 Well if anybody cares, I ended up talkin to my buddy and turns out he would have been really pissed (surprise surprise) so the whole things a no go. But on Friday I winded up getting with this bartender who happens to be hot and not crazy...........boobs aren't quite as big, but hey, its an all around better situation to begin with. So then on Saturday I ended up getting free drinks and a piece of ass....... Just read this thread. Good choice. I also had it going with a nympho-psycho and it was just not worth the trouble. Another aspect is that if you are so bangable as your latest escapade proves, you do not need this woman. If you were a 40-yr old virgin, it may have been worth it. Finally, how do you know her ta-ta's are natural ? My ex's were not and they felt close to the real thing. Cosmetic surgery has come a long way - a little picker upper will never be recognized by un-trained hands.
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 Thats probably because they get a glimpse of that mug of yours after the booze wears off Hey that's a good one. I guess when you live in WNY you got time to sit around inside all day and think of these things.
inkman Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 Hey that's a good one. I guess when you live in WNY you got time to sit around inside all day and think of these things. I'm cooking out on the grill in a couple of minutes. Thanks for the cutlery recommendation. They went over nice!
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2008 Posted April 8, 2008 Thanks for the cutlery recommendation. They went over nice! I really, really hope that wasn't in response to my remark about women disappearing.
The Tomcat Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 You should of banged her, then tell your friend, then both of you bang her, then go bang the bartender, then you and your friend bang the bartender, then both you and your friend bang the chick and the bartender, then let the chick bang the bartender, then let your friend bang the bartender! Everything is right with the world! (yes I know It's a run on...)
EndZoneCrew Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Hey that's a good one. I guess when you live in WNY you got time to sit around inside all day and think of these things. Nah...I am just witty...thanks for the compliment!
RayFinkle Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 You should of banged her, then tell your friend, then both of you bang her, then go bang the bartender, then you and your friend bang the bartender, then both you and your friend bang the chick and the bartender, then let the chick bang the bartender, then let your friend bang the bartender! Everything is right with the world! (yes I know It's a run on...) You left out the best one: your friend goes home, and you bang both the chick and the bartender.
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