Pete Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Check out the Hemingway story- The Short Happy Life of Francis McCumber. It is about a man who finally becomes a man after fighting off a lion defending his wife-after he cowardly backed down the first time
IDBillzFan Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Now here is something funny. From the story..."As the crocodile attacked, Wendy Petherick shouted to her husband Norm who told reporters he acted instinctively." I envision her husband standing around taking reporters' questions: "So, Norm, you just jumped in and saved your wife?" "That's correct." "How do you feel?" "Well, Sammy, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."
inkman Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 This guy must have the hottest wife on the planet... or not...
KRC Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 So none of you married guys would do that? I would do it without even thinking.
VABills Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 So none of you married guys would do that? I only have one set of balls. There is plenty of future ex mrs. vabills out there if need be.
The Senator Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 She looks like James Brown (The Godfather of Soul, not the CBS NFL Today host)
IDBillzFan Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 So none of you married guys would do that? Not me. I don't even know the guy. Why would I try to save his wife?
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Not me. I don't even know the guy. Why would I try to save his wife? Did you see that guy? The son of a B word could kick your ass just by looking at you.
The Senator Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Did you see that guy? The son of a B word could kick your ass just by looking at you. Did you see her? So could she!
kegtapr Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 So none of you married guys would do that? Depends on what week it was.
IDBillzFan Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Did you see that guy? The son of a B word could kick your ass just by looking at you. So could his wife. I got no problem admitting that.
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 3, 2008 Author Posted April 3, 2008 This guy must have the hottest wife on the planet... or not... OK, big balls it is....
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 So could his wife. I got no problem admitting that. I imagine she could kick all our asses. But she was a bit preoccupied at the time.
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 3, 2008 Author Posted April 3, 2008 Check out the Hemingway story- The Short Happy Life of Francis McCumber. It is about a man who finally becomes a man after fighting off a lion defending his wife-after he cowardly backed down the first timeRead it in high school (actually it's Francis McCromber, I think). (*SPOILER ALERT*) And to repay him, his adultering wife blows off the back of Francis's head with a !@#$ing Buffalo rifle.
IndyJay1234 Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 I would do it without even thinking. But if you WERE thinking.... Would you still do it??? Sorry I could not resist... :-)
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 But if you WERE thinking.... Would you still do it??? Sorry I could not resist... :-) Ba Da Bing!
KRC Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 But if you WERE thinking.... Would you still do it??? Sorry I could not resist... :-) Yes I would.
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