/dev/null Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle3663033.ece Next thing you know, somebody will try to make a hybrid thats half man, half bear, half pig. or half pigman and half bear. or half bearman and half pig Oh well, at least pig and elephant DNA won't splice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle3663033.ece Next thing you know, somebody will try to make a hybrid thats half man, half bear, half pig. or half pigman and half bear. or half bearman and half pig Oh well, at least pig and elephant DNA won't splice Finally! A real cowboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Can they cross a woman with a rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Can they cross an elephant with a rhino? Elliphino?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Can they cross an elephant with a rhino? Elliphino?! Wouldn't that just be elephant rhino sine theta? (Bah-dum bum. <rimshot> ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Wouldn't that just be elephant rhino sine theta? Hey, I like totally understand what yer sayin here. No way would an elephant stoop so low as to become impregnated by a filthy rhino, no matter how short his tail is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 KRAMER: The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound (MAKES SOUND). KRAMER: I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties. KRAMER: You got room for the pig-man? George: The pig-man can take the bus. KRAMER you know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride. George: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater? KRAMER: Come on George, be realistic. George: All right, if pig-man comes along, we'll squeeze him in. I'll see you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Hey, I like totally understand what yer sayin here. No way would an elephant stoop so low as to become impregnated by a filthy rhino, no matter how short his tail is. You underestimate rhinos. Horny bastards, those. (Bah dum bum <rimshot> ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle3663033.ece Next thing you know, somebody will try to make a hybrid thats half man, half bear, half pig. or half pigman and half bear. or half bearman and half pig Oh well, at least pig and elephant DNA won't splice Um...oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle3663033.ece Next thing you know, somebody will try to make a hybrid thats half man, half bear, half pig. or half pigman and half bear. or half bearman and half pig Oh well, at least pig and elephant DNA won't splice Meet Drew Rosenhaus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Meet Drew Rosenhaus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Meet Drew Rosenhaus... No actually Rosenhaus is the hybrid of a human and an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 No actually Rosenhaus is the hybrid of a human and an ass. I agree except for the human part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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