mary owen Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 sample: 8:46 -- The Sports Gal brightens up noticably during a highlight of Albert Pujols's two-run homer in St. Louis, and only because his name is pronounced "Poo Holes." I didn't realize I was married to Beavis. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I preferred these two minutes...man I am loving the Red Sox demise... 10:18 -- Olerud homers into the right-field bleachers on a 1-2 fastball by Pedro (who missed his spot -- Varitek was setting up outside). 3-0, Yankees. I swear on the Dooze's life that I typed the previous paragraph, verbatim, about 30 seconds ago. (By the way, Olerud was released by a 58-win team this summer. Classic Yankees. They could pick up a hooker in Times Square, plug her in at second base and she'd hit .280. It's uncanny.) 10:19 -- "Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!? Who's your Daddy?!?" (Thank God this isn't an NBA game.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 This is great: 6:52 -- During the inning, after a cartoon baseball named Scooter explains how a curveball works, the Sports Gal happily says, "I liked Scooter!" I think I'm in hell. and this: (By the way, since that's two times McCarver called Arroyo "Brandon" tonight, and Arroyo wasn't even pitching, I already awarded Game 3 "Keep Until I Delete" TiVo status. He might call him Charles Bronson for nine innings. Anything's possible.) and (about the Yankees): That's why people root for them. It's the smart move. Like buying a stock that can't lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 And you are from Boston??? Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 And you are from Boston??? Sickening. 70299[/snapback] He's from Buffalo. Not everyone here is orignally from where they are now. Im in Florida - Im not a fish fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Well, Bill, at least you have the Patriots. NINETEEN-EIGHTEEN (clap, clap, clap clap clap) NINETEEN-EIGHTEEN (clap, clap, clap clap clap) Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I loe all the Yankee fans that have never been to NY never mind live there. Not to mention the fact they didn't root for Yankees before 1995 and can't name even the basic questions about the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 sample: 8:46 -- The Sports Gal brightens up noticably during a highlight of Albert Pujols's two-run homer in St. Louis, and only because his name is pronounced "Poo Holes." I didn't realize I was married to Beavis. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index 70257[/snapback] I think he represents just how the ENTIRE and EXTREMELY biased ESPN network feels rigt now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I loe all the Yankee fans that have never been to NY never mind live there. Not to mention the fact they didn't root for Yankees before 1995 and can't name even the basic questions about the team. 70325[/snapback] Which ones would that be, Guest? Are you clarevoyent as well as anonymous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I loe all the Yankee fans that have never been to NY never mind live there. Not to mention the fact they didn't root for Yankees before 1995 and can't name even the basic questions about the team. 70325[/snapback] Jeez whatever makes you happy! My second most painful day of my childhood was when Thurman Munson died. I was in third grade and that was very painful. Alvero Espinoza. Aurelio Rodriquez. Bobby Meacham. Steve Trout. Pat Kelly. Hensley Meulens. Steve Balboni. Do I qualify as a Yankee fan? PS - I go to at least 10-15 Yanks games a year, been to 4 World Series games and over 150 games at the Stadium. PPS I love to sit in the right field bleachers and know all the chants. The bleachers have not been the same since 1998. Still the funnest seat in baseball(that and the Wrigley bleachers) but nowhere near as fun back in the day. Chicks flashing, fists throwing, bleacher taunting, chicks dyking, fan provoking, innovative cursing, opposing right fielder dissing.....man I miss those days Roll call from the right field bleachers is the greatest tradition in baseball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 oh yeah- Bill Simmons is a fuggin riot! I read his column every day. That dude is funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 10:23 -- All right, I'll say it: "Saw" looks awesome. I've seen this movie, and it's pretty good. It kind of reminds me of Se7en, but word of warning, the acting in this movie is just horrible! You'll love the ending, although there are several plot holes, the ending really did surprise me. I think it opens wide at the end of the month, but if you can't wait there is a decent copy on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 From today's column.... "(By the way, I like this stretch for the Bills right now: Home for the Dolphins; at Baltimore; then home for the Cards and Jets. Couldn't you see them putting a little streak together, then losing the next eight games by a total of 9 points?)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 From today's column.... "(By the way, I like this stretch for the Bills right now: Home for the Dolphins; at Baltimore; then home for the Cards and Jets. Couldn't you see them putting a little streak together, then losing the next eight games by a total of 9 points?)" 71162[/snapback] Brilliant. I'm pretty sure he reads our board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 From today's column.... "(By the way, I like this stretch for the Bills right now: Home for the Dolphins; at Baltimore; then home for the Cards and Jets. Couldn't you see them putting a little streak together, then losing the next eight games by a total of 9 points?)" 71162[/snapback] Yes, I could. I really could. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 Yes, I could. I really could. Mike 71425[/snapback] i'm going to email him when the Sox loose the next game. I'm going to say I'm a Bills fan and he should go look in the mirror.........That's me after Seymor ran back that fumble for a TD. Say hello to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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