plenzmd1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I heard the table had its table cloth riding up REALLY high. It was just barely covering the table top. You really can't blame the guy. As i said in the hooker thread, any port in a storm!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 A long time ago, back in the days of the returnable glass milk bottle, there were expressions - "liver milker, eh?" and "sheep in a bottle". Enough raw liver was inserted until a comfortable point was attained, and the perpetrator then went to town. Strange but true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 A long time ago, back in the days of the returnable glass milk bottle, there were expressions - "liver milker, eh?" and "sheep in a bottle". Enough raw liver was inserted until a comfortable point was attained, and the perpetrator then went to town. Strange but true... I have lost my lunch on that description.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I have lost my lunch on that description.. You 'n me both. The half-gallon of milk I just bought this morning will probably sit unopened in the refrigerator, until I pour it down the sink three weeks from now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I have lost my lunch on that description.. It's traditional that each generation thinks it invented sex - in all its' variations. Not so...the Romans and their predecessors did it all long before we were hatched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 We've got pics and video now. Unfortunately, all SFW I wonder if these videos taken by the neighbor will be sold like Pam Anderson and Paris Hiltons? Ya gotta think there's some kinda fetish market out there. You 'n me both. The half-gallon of milk I just bought this morning will probably sit unopened in the refrigerator, until I pour it down the sink three weeks from now... Will the lawyers be able to probe the tables sexual history in order to discredit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 IIRC, there was a baseball player who said he lost his virginity to a plugged watermelon that had been sitting in the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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