Huuuge Bills Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I could feed 15 cannibals and take on 35 5 year olds. Yea, I'm a badass BTW, anyone else find it funny that the people asking you how many cannibals you could feed/ kids you could beat up, are the same people trying to play matchmaker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 I could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight. My guess is that's it's because I'm not afraid of picking up Billy and throwing him at the others swarming me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 15! Which I guess means i'll go quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 10...they better go find the fatties. Meanwhile, how many five year olds could you take in a fight? I still have plenty of ammo left. But this stupid things says 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I can feed 9 cannibals, and fight off 17 fiver year olds. That's good resume stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 10...they better go find the fatties. Meanwhile, how many five year olds could you take in a fight? F*&king firewall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I can feed 9 cannibals, and fight off 17 fiver year olds. That's good resume stuff. 13 & 28. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 12 10...they better go find the fatties. Meanwhile, how many five year olds could you take in a fight? 15 but to really know I'd have to have the breakdown on how many boys and how many girls. If it's all girls I could probably take 20! Do I get to use a bat? 400. I can feed 9 cannibals, and fight off 17 fiver year olds. That's good resume stuff. BTW, I question the scientific methods that were probably employed in figuring this stuff out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 22 cannibals Dood, too much maple syrup! 14 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 12 15 but to really know I'd have to have the breakdown on how many boys and how many girls. If it's all girls I could probably take 20! Do I get to use a bat? 400. BTW, I question the scientific methods that were probably employed in figuring this stuff out. Probably Holcomb Arms stats. Although everyone would be eaten by 3.5 cannibal 5 year olds after they beat you up using his stats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'd have to have the breakdown on how many boys and how many girls. If it's all girls I could probably take 20! Do I get to use a bat? 400. Dude, 5 year old girls, especially in a group out for blood, are 10X more vicious than boys their same age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I could feed 17 cannibals, and kick the backside of 28 snot nosed rugrats. I'd probably just offer the cannibals an exchange of the 28 5 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 50 plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Does this include the Fine Young Cannibals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Feeding 15 and taking on 31 kids! In my best Macho Man Savage voice...Ohhhhh YEAHHHHH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 According to the school free lunch program $$$ taken out of my taxes, I should be able to feed at least a hundred. Unless it's summer time. The schools around here still offer the free food, but these children declared hungry by the Federal and State governments do not show up for their free food, until school starts in the fall. I suppose the cannibals would be elsewhere, too. Amazing, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm a fine young cannibal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 10. I'm lean and mean, and I'm taking some with me. 10...they better go find the fatties. Ten for me too! We're in good shape gents! They'll go after the "husky ones" before they'll even think about feasting on us! By the way I'm good up to 23 five-year-olds, that 24th one will most likely get the best of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm a fine young cannibal. Do you have a white meat - dark meat preference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Do you have a white meat - dark meat preference? I sooooo hope that Sketch doesn't see this question. I can only lead to bad things man, really bad things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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