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Chilly

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Get out the way, we got a Woot Off

We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough

Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done

 

You figure you get one Woot per day

And if it’s junk then that’s just the way

But now an avalanche of Woots is released

And where there once was famine we feast

 

It’s giving me an F5 complex,

Refreshing just to see what’s up next

Checking back to shop for what’s new

I don’t want it but I hope that you do

 

Cause a new Item won’t come up

Until all of these are gone.

 

Those are the rules of the Woot Off

We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough

Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

 

Now there’s another item on line

A cell phone with a weird-ass design

How will this thing ever sell out?

This will start a new item drought

 

Who would ever buy this dumb thing?

The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting

I’m posting in the blog to decry

This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy

 

Well you could ridicule and signify it

But someone’s gonna have to buy it

 

Those are the rules of the Woot Off

We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough

Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

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I've wooted all the time, just never from wine.woot!

 

 

I can't get behind wine.woot. If I'm going to buy wine from (usually) unknown wineries (I think most of their wine is exclusive, or re-labeled), I'm not paying $20 a bottle for it.

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