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I'm going outside to smash some compact fluorescent bulbs. I'll make sure to turn on every light in the house so i can see what i am doing.

 

OH NOESSS!!!!11!! Mercury vapors!!! ONE!!!

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I suppose I could step outside and squirt some natural nitrates on the on the crocus that have sprouted... :beer:

 

:D

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...open my refridgerator, turn my heat up to 80...

My family has always joked about setting my parents thermostat to turn on the heat at 72 and set the AC at 70. We called it furnace fight.

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wait for the power grids to go down at 9:00:01 when everyone turns their lights back on at the same time

 

 

also, let's wait for the earth to go out of orbit when everyone jumps up and down at the same time

 

 

and fill up your gas tank today! we're going to teach the oil companies a lesson tomorrow by not buying gas!

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and fill up your gas tank today! we're going to teach the oil companies a lesson tomorrow by not buying gas!

And that lesson will be that we can hold off buying gas for just one day, then we'll be back again.

 

You want a real protest, get the truckers to stop hauling for a week. Then see everyone screaming at their politicians to do something when places are running out of gas, groceries, stores aren't getting stock, your UPS or FedEx delivery doesn't arrive, etc....

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and fill up your gas tank today! we're going to teach the oil companies a lesson tomorrow by not buying gas!

 

:unsure:

 

The classics never go out of style!!

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Hug my favorite tree.

I'm actually planning on cutting down 4 of my trees...damn things won't bear fruit!

 

I'll replace them with a few cherry trees. Trees grow like crazy here for some reason.

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I will be working at GE building more generators for all you power hungry people . Turn on all you lights please , I need more overtime to pay my tax bill . Have to send the Gov. over 6 thousand this year .

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