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File this one under: When it's your time to go, it's your time to go.

 

Man, one minute you're cruising in the front of a boat in the keys...life is good then WHAM...you're arguing with St Peter that those new sins shouldn't count and that you should be grandfathered in.

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Was her last name Irwin?

 

What... too soon?

 

Okay Hargrove, that's a five-minute major, a 10 second run off, three shots and the ball, a pass through pit row AND a standing eight count for you! :thumbsup:

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Why don't we start posting car accident photos and making fun of the victims. That's fun and well, if it's your time to go, well then... it's fair game.

 

We can have a good laugh at being "pwn3d."

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Why don't we start posting car accident photos and making fun of the victims. That's fun and well, if it's your time to go, well then... it's fair game.

 

We can have a good laugh at being "pwn3d."

 

I have access to a TON of good vehicle accident photos. What are you looking for? Blood on the airbag? Pieces of meat? The best, surprisingly, are the deer losses. You wonder how an animal can literally explode like that.

 

Those deer get PWN3D!!!! HAHAHAHA. But I do feel for their families. I mean, one day daddy is rubbing his antlers against a tree, marking his territory, and the next, his liver is hanging from the tailgate. Sad, sad world we live in. So, to make sure you are OK with this post, I FEEL FOR THE DEER'S FAMILY!

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No worries man, people who thought that this woman's death is cool now can go to her funeral and console everyone that "she died in a sweeeeeeet way, brohan." I am sure that will make everyone feel better.

 

Someone needs to lighten up.

 

Why don't we start posting car accident photos and making fun of the victims.

 

Umm, because that's a normal everyday thing. Getting smacked in the head by a stingray is extremely unusual. If you can't see the difference, then I think you're the one with the problem. :unsure::thumbsup:

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Why don't we start posting car accident photos and making fun of the victims. That's fun and well, if it's your time to go, well then... it's fair game.

 

We can have a good laugh at being "pwn3d."

 

When I'm wiped off the face of the earth please, have a party. Pass photos of my death scene around, throw confetti, pop champagne, whatever. I'll be in a dreamless sleeep so I really won't give a shiit. And seeing no one in my family posts here they won't be the wiser so have at it.

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I have access to a TON of good vehicle accident photos. What are you looking for? Blood on the airbag? Pieces of meat? The best, surprisingly, are the deer losses. You wonder how an animal can literally explode like that.

 

Those deer get PWN3D!!!! HAHAHAHA. But I do feel for their families. I mean, one day daddy is rubbing his antlers against a tree, marking his territory, and the next, his liver is hanging from the tailgate. Sad, sad world we live in. So, to make sure you are OK with this post, I FEEL FOR THE DEER'S FAMILY!

 

Look at me, I win arguments by creating straw man and retreating to mockery. I am so cool and above it all.

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When I'm wiped off the face of the earth please, have a party. Pass photos of my death scene around, throw confetti, pop champagne, whatever. I'll be in a dreamless sleeep so I really won't give a shiit. And seeing no one in my family posts here they won't be the wiser so have at it.

 

Won't you be pissed that some football message board isn't filled with messages of "I feel sorry for his family?"

 

How... HOW I ask .... will you be able to rest for eternity if there aren't at least 10 posts like that?

 

Will you haunt us until its done?

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Someone needs to lighten up.

Umm, because that's a normal everyday thing. Getting smacked in the head by a stingray is extremely unusual. If you can't see the difference, then I think you're the one with the problem. :unsure::thumbsup:

 

Someone needs to grow up. This board becomes a competition about who can make the most snarky, sarcastic comment.

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Won't you be pissed that some football message board isn't filled with messages of "I feel sorry for his family?"

 

How... HOW I ask .... will you be able to rest for eternity if there aren't at least 10 posts like that?

 

Will you haunt us until its done?

 

Oh alright...buy me a !@#$ing paver and be done with it.

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Look at me, I win arguments by creating straw man and retreating to mockery. I am so cool and above it all.

 

New Signature line!!! Woo Hoo!

 

Awesome, because I forgot why I hated Robert Royal to begin with!

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New Signature line!!! Woo Hoo!

 

Awesome, because I forgot why I hated Robert Royal to begin with!

 

What's next, a post about how you are going to put me on the ignore list?

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I think you are all missing the big picture, here.

 

"The 57-year-old woman's father was driving the boat on the Atlantic Ocean side of Vaca Key, Pino said."

 

This is simply another example of a vehicle accident, in Florida, involving a very old man at the controls.

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Oh alright...buy me a !@#$ing paver and be done with it.

 

Wow... Mr Fancy pants. We may throw in for one standard brick. You want a nice paver? You better start earning that son of a B word.

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Yes, yes you do. :thumbsup:

 

Dude. A woman died. How can you include that smiley in this thread? As a matter of fact, it shouldn't be in any threads that are TOUCHING this thread.

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When I'm wiped off the face of the earth please, have a party. Pass photos of my death scene around, throw confetti, pop champagne, whatever. I'll be in a dreamless sleeep so I really won't give a shiit. And seeing no one in my family posts here they won't be the wiser so have at it.

 

Can we send mocking emails to your family, or just post about it in places where they probably won't see anything bad about you?

 

I assume there is some line of decency, but please tell me the appropriate one that would not subject me to the withering ridicule of Steve Stojanovich

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Can we send mocking emails to your family, or just post about it in places where they probably won't see anything bad about you?

 

I assume there is some line of decency, but please tell me the appropriate one that would not subject me to the withering ridicule of Steve Stojanovich

 

Chef Jim, get on it! We need ANSWERS!

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