kegtapr Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Can we send mocking emails to your family, or just post about it in places where they probably won't see anything bad about you? I assume there is some line of decency, but please tell me the appropriate one that would not subject me to the withering ridicule of Steve Stojanovich I wonder if in 10 years you'll look back and ask yourself "Did I really spend a whole morning of my life arguing this on a message board?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I wonder if in 10 years you'll look back and ask yourself "Did I really spend a whole morning of my life arguing this on a message board?" Either wasting it here or somewhere else on the Internet on my day off. Hopefully, though, I won't waste more time reminiscing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scraps Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 The friend who mailed it to me said, "This is tragic, but kinda cool and twisted at the same time. This is the kinda sh-- I want to happen to me when I'm like 80-years-old and ready to snuff it." When your like 80 eh? Kind of like Stingray Jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 A tire hit her in the face - Dane Cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 Either wasting it here or somewhere else on the Internet on my day off. Hopefully, though, I won't waste more time reminiscing about it. You have a day off and you're spending it here....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You have a day off and you're spending it here....? I suppose jacking off at work and posting here is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I suppose jacking off at work and posting here is better. Getting paid and posting here, or doing it because you have the day off and nothing better to do... WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I suppose jacking off at work and posting here is better. Hey if you have a job that requires you to do so, why complain about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Can we send mocking emails to your family, or just post about it in places where they probably won't see anything bad about you? I assume there is some line of decency, but please tell me the appropriate one that would not subject me to the withering ridicule of Steve Stojanovich You'll probably want to bring that up with them. I'll be dead, worm food, pushing up the daisies, taking a dirt nap, deader than a door nail, pinning away for the fjords, I'll be an ex-chef, so really don't care what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Would you jump her one last time if she was your women and send her on with a bang ? Just asking . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Would you jump her one last time if she was your women and send her on with a bang ? Just asking . Hopefully your significant other will send you out with some wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You'll probably want to bring that up with them. I'll be dead, worm food, pushing up the daisies, taking a dirt nap, deader than a door nail, pinning away for the fjords, I'll be an ex-chef, so really don't care what you do. I'm going the cremation route. Spending eternity in a box in the ground doesn't seem so great. I'll do the vase thing for a while. It's got to be a cool-looking vase, though. And I don't want it handed down to any idiots. Actually, if there was a way for my ashes to get mixed with ceramic and made into a beer stein, that would be awesome. Glazed...is there a more fitting way to end up? Not in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Has nobody bothered to read the entire article? How can people not mention the last part which was the most incredible. In 2006, a South Florida man was also critically injured when a stingray flopped into his boat and stung him. James Bertakis, 82, of Lighthouse Point, underwent surgery because the stingray left a foot-long barb in his heart. He has since recovered. An 82 year old man gets a foot long barb impaled into his heart...and he has recovered? Who the hell recovers from that? I guess it wasn't this guy's "time to go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Hopefully your significant other will send you out with some wine Just fill the coffin up with wine . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I'm going the cremation route. Spending eternity in a box in the ground doesn't seem so great. I'll do the vase thing for a while. It's got to be a cool-looking vase, though. And I don't want it handed down to any idiots. Actually, if there was a way for my ashes to get mixed with ceramic and made into a beer stein, that would be awesome. Glazed...is there a more fitting way to end up? Not in my book. I was thinking of having my body auctioned off on ebay. But, seriously, I elect to donate my entire body to whoever thinks they can get some use, from this wreck. Any usable organs (right) can be taken for transplant. The rest of the corpse can go to a medical school...or simply be used for target practice, for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I was thinking of having my body auctioned off on ebay. But, seriously, I elect to donate my entire body to whoever thinks they can get some use, from this wreck. Any usable organs (right) can be taken for transplant. The rest of the corpse can go to a medical school...or simply be used for target practice, for all I care. I'm taking everything with me into the fire. The less that get's burned the smaller the stein. Anything smaller than at least a pint isn't worth it, really. I'm not going to take the chance that the absence of my liver ( , like anybody will want that thing) or kidney's turn a vessel for beer into a juice glass. It's all about dignity, El Decano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Has nobody bothered to read the entire article? How can people not mention the last part which was the most incredible.An 82 year old man gets a foot long barb impaled into his heart...and he has recovered? Who the hell recovers from that? I guess it wasn't this guy's "time to go." Good point. With this happening so much, we should to ban stingrays. However, seeing that this is highyl impractical, we should ban boats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I was thinking of having my body auctioned off on ebay. But, seriously, I elect to donate my entire body to whoever thinks they can get some use, from this wreck. Any usable organs (right) can be taken for transplant. The rest of the corpse can go to a medical school...or simply be used for target practice, for all I care. How about this, dean? http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 How about this, dean? http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html I wouldn't donate my body to this creepy dude, but he is free to make a bid for it, on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I'm taking everything with me into the fire. The less that get's burned the smaller the stein. Anything smaller than at least a pint isn't worth it, really. I'm not going to take the chance that the absence of my liver ( , like anybody will want that thing) or kidney's turn a vessel for beer into a juice glass. It's all about dignity, El Decano. I actually love the idea of incorporating the ashes into the making of the stein (or something else that reflects one's personality). Maybe they could incorporate my ashes into pizza dough, and then my friends and relatives could freakin' eat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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