Marv's Neighbor Posted March 19, 2008 Posted March 19, 2008 Didn't American used to say: "Something Special in the Air." ???
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 ...during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and passed out. When she came to, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. fixed.
stevestojan Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 The pilot has turned off the no whacking it sign. "You are now free to jerk off in the girls hair next to you".
In space no one can hear Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 She should have swallowed. Then this would have been a non-story.
Beerball Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 Linky "Dallas area resident Beerball maintains his innocence, Dozier insists that Beerball is a jerky jerk jerker."
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 Didn't American used to say: "Something Special in the Air." ??? Ahhhh but had you been listening closely you would have realized the real words were "Something Special in Your Hair."
The Dean Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 "He loves to fly, and it shows." BTW, the article left out the most important part. The woman was, obviously, distraught when she awoke in a puddle of man-goo, next to a masturbating man. But, the really troubling part was, he was using HER hand.
Campy Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 Ahhhh but had you been listening closely you would have realized the real words were "Something Special in Your Hair."
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 The Pilot flying turned to the Pilot not flying and said; "We certainly took off with a Jerk!"
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