WWVaBeach Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He should have flown 'United'. No spillage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 "One-eyed snakes on a plane" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 "One-eyed snakes on a plane" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Didn't American used to say: "Something Special in the Air." ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 ...during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and passed out. When she came to, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 The pilot has turned off the no whacking it sign. "You are now free to jerk off in the girls hair next to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 She should have swallowed. Then this would have been a non-story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Linky "Dallas area resident Beerball maintains his innocence, Dozier insists that Beerball is a jerky jerk jerker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Didn't American used to say: "Something Special in the Air." ??? Ahhhh but had you been listening closely you would have realized the real words were "Something Special in Your Hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 "He loves to fly, and it shows." BTW, the article left out the most important part. The woman was, obviously, distraught when she awoke in a puddle of man-goo, next to a masturbating man. But, the really troubling part was, he was using HER hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Ahhhh but had you been listening closely you would have realized the real words were "Something Special in Your Hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 The Pilot flying turned to the Pilot not flying and said; "We certainly took off with a Jerk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 "Come fly with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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