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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the

> exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and

> there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

>

> The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,

> "He mated 50 times last year."

>

> They walked a little further and saw another pen

> with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

>

> The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more

> than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

>

> They walked further and a third pen had a bull with

> a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

>

> The wife got really excited and said, "That's once

> a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

>

> The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask

> him if it was with the same cow."

>

> **The husband's condition has been reduced from

> critical to stable and he should make a full recovery.

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