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No it's not! I can get away from the internet! I'll start right now! After I check my email, send out this attachment, check my bank balance, look up some jokes for work today, check to see if a store has an item in stock, .....

 

After 2 girls and 1 cup, you can't go back to jacking off with just Playboy :beer:

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the overall message of how reliant our society is of the internet was spot on.

 

So true

 

I get to work today and find a sign taped on my monitor "THERE IS NO INTERNET!!!!" by a coworker

A couple minutes after I get to work one of my other coworkers asks me what's wrong with getting to the Internet :thumbsup:

 

Shortly after that the coworker who taped the sign (a fellow South Park fan) and I are joking about last nights episode and "There is no Internet". Somebody overheard us and was like "Huh? What's wrong with the Internet!"

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So true

 

I get to work today and find a sign taped on my monitor "THERE IS NO INTERNET!!!!" by a coworker

A couple minutes after I get to work one of my other coworkers asks me what's wrong with getting to the Internet :thumbsup:

 

Shortly after that the coworker who taped the sign (a fellow South Park fan) and I are joking about last nights episode and "There is no Internet". Somebody overheard us and was like "Huh? What's wrong with the Internet!"

 

 

So is it fixed??? When can we get back on??

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So is it fixed??? When can we get back on??

 

Not yet, but if you really need some porn I can hook up with an Internet Porn Simulator for only $49.95 charged to your credit card

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The best had to be the simulator with the stick figure drawings. I love that the Brazilian was a stick figure with a hat made of fruit - the little things that make South Park so great...

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So true

 

I get to work today and find a sign taped on my monitor "THERE IS NO INTERNET!!!!" by a coworker

A couple minutes after I get to work one of my other coworkers asks me what's wrong with getting to the Internet :thumbsup:

 

Shortly after that the coworker who taped the sign (a fellow South Park fan) and I are joking about last nights episode and "There is no Internet". Somebody overheard us and was like "Huh? What's wrong with the Internet!"

 

 

That is hilarious!

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Not yet, but if you really need some porn I can hook up with an Internet Porn Simulator for only $49.95 charged to your credit card

 

GIVE ME ALL YOUR JEW GOLD

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:thumbsup:

 

How do I reeeech these students. Nice Edward James Olmos bit by Mr Cartmanez

 

Classic Cartman episode; plus the Bellicheat references. "And what happened when they tried to win without cheating?" ;)

Internet episode was good, especially if you like Randy. Internet refugee camp....lol.

 

Close Encounters reference was pretty funny too.

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Oh my Jesus Christ Monkey Balls

 

That episode was lame :rolleyes:

Actually, I thought that was better than a few of them this season. I mean the Die Hard spoof with the head guy looking like Hans was pretty funny, that and Butters holding hands w/ Cartmen the whole episode was funny

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I liked when quitting time came and they were all excited for Jalepeno Poppers... other than that there was only a few mildly funny parts in this one

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