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I am lacking in something that does not exist hmmmm.

Don't feel bad. A great many people find themselves lacking that certain something from time to time. Heck we were all like that at some point. But, when you find the Chroise that all changes. You must toss aside the contrived notions that poise and strength are the path to greatness. Only then, shall you find the inner beauty of the Chroisen world. It takes time, it takes freedom from thought; freedom from prejudice. But, never fear, when you're ready... Haman will be there for you.

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Don't feel bad. A great many people find themselves lacking that certain something from time to time. Heck we were all like that at some point. But, when you find the Chroise that all changes. You must toss aside the contrived notions that poise and strength are the path to greatness. Only then, shall you find the inner beauty of the Chroisen world. It takes time, it takes freedom from thought; freedom from prejudice. But, never fear, when you're ready... Haman will be there for you.

It really is sad that there is no magic pill available. If only those little blue pills that PNW takes would stiffen up his chroise; but sadly they don't.

 

A person has to be open to chroise, and not everyone is or ever will be.

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Since when has he ever been mentioned as the backup QB? It's just rediculous.

 

We're slowly warming you up to the idea... :)

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Rocks the bench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: Long live the 3rd string QB!!!!!

Beautiful photo in your avatar. Not surprisingly the photog was Gibran Hamdan.

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I just want to say that in these troubled times for Bills fans, when we are left wondering and questioning the character and moral fiber of this team, a beacon of justice, integrity, charisma, poise and most importantly chroise has been here all along, waiting for us to turn to him in our moment of darkness...

 

...that man's name is Gibran Hamdan.

 

 

Hamdan FACTS:

 

- You'll never find him pointing his gun at relatives...WHY? because his relatives all adore him for the CHROISE he emits.

 

- You'll never see him on Chippewa at 3:30 am sneaking in booze into a bar...WHY? Because CHROISE always gets comped.

 

- You'll never see him driving drunk...WHY? Because it takes a fully stocked bar, two cases of valium, and three shotguns full of elephant tranquilizer to give CHROISE a buzz.

 

- You'll never see him involved in a hit-and-run...WHY? Because people would never step in front of his car, they would feel the CHROISE and stop and stare just to get a look inside. If in the rare event a mere mortal wishes to envelope the CHROISE so badly he/she/Canadian would jump in the path of his moving vehicle, Hamdan would simply step out of his car and the mortal would be healed via CHROISE.

 

Vote HAMDAN in '08....you'll be better because of it. FEEL THE CHROISE.

 

This message brought to you by registered Bills Fans on TBD For Gibran Hamdan and the CHROISE Initiative.

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Get on board now, people.

 

From Chris Brown's morning camp report:

 

Third-string quarterback Gibran Hamdan looked sharp and the ball came out of his hand cleanly on most of his throws. He found some open receivers in the intermediate range a bit more successfully than the top two signal callers during this segment.
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Some people need proof in Chroise to believe, which is understandable. Chris Brown has provided us with concrete evidence of Hamdan's greatness.

Hamden welcomes all, regardless when they see the light

 

Hamden be with you brother :ph34r:

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Hamdan doesn't need a LT either. His Chroise is his protection.

He still needs someone to throw to however.

 

I recommend Chuck Norris.

Hamden to Norris ;):ph34r:

 

Chroise® + Beard = Super Bowl

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