Fan in San Diego Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
smokinandjokin Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 "I want... numba 69!" A more thoughtful answer from our friend the Chinaman might have been: "How about a 68? You blow me, and I owe you one."
mead107 Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 is she a virgin or is it - your the best lover I ever had ? or Wow that is so big ?
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