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Can any of our experts here advise if this is in violation of any existing Man Laws® ?

 

It's fruity, yes, but it's also loaded with booze. Maybe there is some kind of warm weather exemption for this?

I believe it only violates the law if you order one on a regular night out. If your on vacation, on a beach, somewhere warm and tropical, then its perfectly legal

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I just spoke with a lawyer friend of mine who has experience in this area. Apparently there is signifcant Man Law® precedent which indicates that a man may consume fruity drinks if at least one of the following conditions is met:

 

- You're outside and it's sunny

- There is no other liquor available and your team's playoff game is on tv

- You recently became wealthy and quit your job

- It is part of a clandestine plot to have sex with one or more of the women at your table

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I just spoke with a lawyer friend of mine who has experience in this area. Apparently there is signifcant Man Law® precedent which indicates that a man may consume fruity drinks if at least one of the following conditions is met:

 

- You're outside and it's sunny

- There is no other liquor available and your team's playoff game is on tv

- You recently became wealthy and quit your job

- It is part of a clandestine plot to have sex with one or more of the women at your table

 

 

...and its served by topless waitresess...

...and its free.

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