Alaska Darin Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "We weren't sure whether we were supposed to draft Warren Sapp, Ruben Brown, Mark Fields, or Ellis Johnson. In the end, we had to guess - Marv Levy
MattyT Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 I guarantee that the most accurate big board that Kiper ever had was the one laying on the ground in shambles.
K-Gun10 Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "We weren't sure whether we were supposed to draft Warren Sapp, Ruben Brown, Mark Fields, or Ellis Johnson. In the end, we had to guess - Marv Levy Well when they guessed that year i think they made the right choice.
JoeF Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 OMFG -- this is more chaotic than the Vikings warroom....maybe someone took a picture before it happened.....Don't work too quickly to re-create the thing-- I can see it now... Goddell--"With the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select The Dean, St. Augustine, FL."
Sketch Soland Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 The Onion hits the nail on the head, as usual
The Big Cat Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Gotta love the onion... for all you podcast geeks out there (I include myself in said group)- if you haven't already checked out the Onion radio news, do so. it's daily, it's brief, and it's funny most of the time. just recently, they've been doing a video podcast (which may be the same as the videos on the website) and they too are exactly as they should be. just thought I'd throw that out there for anyone's benefit.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "This is much worse than the 1995 'bobble' of the Big Board that saw five players' names from the mid-first round come unpinned and flutter to Mel Kiper's floor," said Buffalo Bills general manager Marv Levy, who was woken by aides and told of the knock-over only minutes after it occurred.
/dev/null Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 How long til the conspiracy theories start? O'Reilly is checking out a tip that the mayor of Virginia Beach let a drunken illegal alien into Kiper's war room Rosie is ranting that George W Bush planted explosives at the base of the Big Board Al Sharpton wants to know why all the index cards are white
dundy249 Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 This site is awesome! Biggest bust in NFL draft history accordin to the Onion Brett Favre: In his entire career thus far, this second-round pick has not yet blocked a single field-goal attempt Eli Manning: Drafted first overall by San Diego in 2004, Manning has yet to play one single game as a Charger Selected by San Francisco with the 82nd overall pick of the 1979 draft, the 49ers expected Montana to be a solid second-string quarterback, but he disappointed everyone by winning four Super Bowls, two MVPs, and becoming one of the greatest football players of all time Those are classic! I love the ticker at the top, Canadiens defeat Mapleleafs to win NHL NIT
The Dean Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 for all you podcast geeks out there (I include myself in said group)- if you haven't already checked out the Onion radio news, do so. it's daily, it's brief, and it's funny most of the time. just recently, they've been doing a video podcast (which may be the same as the videos on the website) and they too are exactly as they should be. just thought I'd throw that out there for anyone's benefit. Thanks, I haven't checked it out, but will do so, now.
BuffaloBilliever Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Dude... Dean? What the hell man, the face is getting out of hand.
Whites Bay Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 The Onion hits the nail on the head, as usual My goodness, how times have changed! Three years ago you would have been shot, and your remains drawn and quartered, for having mentioned the Onion. Good on ya, mate! So it goes!
Lurker Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 I bet that happened the year Mike Williams was drafted, but Mel didn't want to tell anyone....
Recommended Posts