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I was juss thinking watching cold pizza to make room on a trade for green what if miami trades away zack thomas to kansas city and they grab pstrick willis?

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I was juss thinking watching cold pizza to make room on a trade for green what if miami trades away zack thomas to kansas city and they grab pstrick willis?

 

What if I danced the cha cha with a duck billed platypus and took a crap in a mason jar?

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What if I danced the cha cha with a duck billed platypus and took a crap in a mason jar?

It depends on whether you take video of the event and send it to NBC or not.

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What if I danced the cha cha with a duck billed platypus and took a crap in a mason jar?

 

In some states you might be arrested for bestiality, and if you use a rubber seal, bukakke performers can eat your scat 50 years from now (under optimal preservation conditions).

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In some states you might be arrested for bestiality, and if you use a rubber seal, bukakke performers can eat your scat 50 years from now (under optimal preservation conditions).

Why in the heck would he need a rubber seal if he has a real duck billed platypus hanging about? Is the rubber seal used to entice the platypussies?

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I was juss thinking watching cold pizza to make room on a trade for green what if miami trades away zack thomas to kansas city and they grab pstrick willis?

Oh No The sky is falling. Shitz happens

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You drunk man?

 

 

I'm guessing high. Even drunks change the channel when "Cold Pizza" comes on.

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I'm guessing high. Even drunks change the channel when "Cold Pizza" comes on.

 

Hmm I have never seen Cold Pizza but that rings true. Stoned people will find anything fascinating.

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Hmm I have never seen Cold Pizza but that rings true. Stoned people will find anything fascinating.

 

 

That's my experience.

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What if I danced the cha cha with a duck billed platypus and took a crap in a mason jar?

 

That would be damned impressive as all 3 components of your act are difficult. The Cha Cha ain't easy, nor is finding a duck billed platypus. As for crapping in a mason jar, would you sit on the jar or drop your terds into the jar from above?

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