millbank Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Queen and the Toilet It would appear that if one is in the Company of the Queen , it not a good idea to say you need take a leak, and need the toilet. Turns out Williams former girlfriends Mom did this during a visit with the Queen which along with chewing gum was enough for her to tell William to end relationship with girlfriend. Snobbery is thriving in Britain -- if you believe the upper-class scorn poured on Kate Middleton's mother after Prince William broke up with his middle-class commoner sweetheart. "This country is riven by the class system. It is more alive than it has ever been," the Daily Mirror's royal correspondent James Whitaker said after the separation was announced at the weekend. (Watch how the UK's press has reacted to Prince William's breakup Video) "The problem was the mother. I don't think it was Kate. When she met the queen, Carole Middleton said 'Pleased to meet you' and asked where the toilet was," Whitaker told Reuters. The genteel would normally say "How do you do?" and talk about going to the lavatory. But Mrs Middleton was said to have committed the ultimate faux pas when invited last December to attend William's graduation ceremony at the elite Sandhurst military academy. "Nobody could believe it when she chewed gum throughout," Whitaker said. Britain was long renowned for having one of the world's most rigid class systems, but the age of deference has now passed and politicians vie with each other to promote the merits of a classless society. Right, like the Queen and her family are just great examples of Grace and Class.
KD in CA Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 I have to take the Queen's side on this one. Adults who chew gum like they are still 12 years old should be kept out of public view at all times.
millbank Posted April 17, 2007 Author Posted April 17, 2007 I do agree with that. People chewing gum just does not look right. But this group of Royalty putting on superior airs, I would not have blamed the Mother if she blew a few bubbles.... I have to take the Queen's side on this one. Adults who chew gum like they are still 12 years old should be kept out of public view at all times.
Dibs Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Queen and the Toilet"The problem was the mother. I don't think it was Kate. When she met the queen, Carole Middleton said 'Pleased to meet you' and asked where the toilet was," Whitaker told Reuters. It was a simple misunderstanding......Carole Middleton is an avid poker player & had never actually seen a royal flush.
dib Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 But this group of Royalty putting on superior heirs, I dont think there have been any children born in the Royal family lately.
tennesseeboy Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 "hey lizzie, where can I take a dump?" I could see how that might be disconcerting. Especially for a Brit with a major stick up her arse. Dangerously inbred bunch of morons that monarchy.
/dev/null Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Mrs Middleton has committed high treason and should be put to death...She tried to usurp the Royal Throne
Pete Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 I cant stand Britains class system. Way too many snobs in London
Alaska Darin Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Hard to believe they still cling to such a ridiculous thing - yet fancy themselves smarter than everyone.
tennesseeboy Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 "Madam...I am the Queen of England! I shyt and piss whereever I please and my lackeys handle the detritus. We do not HAVE bathrooms in the Castle!"
DC Tom Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 But this group of Royalty putting on superior airs, Royalty, putting on airs. Perish the thought... They're ROYALTY, for cryin' out loud. They're snobs by definition.
Sketch Soland Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Royalty, putting on airs. Perish the thought...They're ROYALTY, for cryin' out loud. They're snobs by definition. Yes, hardly a four-alarm WTF....
DC Tom Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Yes, hardly a four-alarm WTF.... "Oh, my God, the Queen of England is acting snobbish! Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?"
smokinandjokin Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 I just hope the poor Prince is able to pick himself up after the devastating breakup. It's possible he could go five, maybe even ten minutes without a hot female throwing herself at him...
Sketch Soland Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 "Oh, my God, the Queen of England is acting snobbish! Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?" And really, what kind of dimwit asks The Queen of England where the crapper is? If there's anything noteworthy about this story, it's that the girlfriend's mother is a few bricks shy of a load in the "NO SH--" department...
DC Tom Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 And really, what kind of dimwit asks The Queen of England where the crapper is? "I don't know, they bring it to me when I need it."
Sketch Soland Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 "I don't know, they bring it to me when I need it." "You mean lavatories aren't usually mobile and hauled to and fro by clean shaven redcoat lords?"
Kelly the Dog Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 I wonder if Prince Harry asked "to go to the lavatory" in Iraq.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 I wonder if Prince Harry asked "to go to the lavatory" in Iraq. lol
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