Fan in San Diego Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When he felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it went He said, "Not to good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, sh-- in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up, naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BUFFALOTONE Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When he felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it went He said, "Not to good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, sh-- in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up, naked." best one yet!! excellent!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I'm confused. Was the 6 or the 9, Nappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I'm confused. Was the 6 or the 9, Nappy? How about this: A guy from Arkansas goes to a gynacologist and says "I need to get birth control for my daughter" Doctor asks: "Is she sexually active?" father responds: "Mmm...not really, she just kind of lies there, like her mother..." Kind of obvious I know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 How about this? A guy from Arkansas goes to a gynacologist and says "I need to get birth control for my daughter" Doctor says: "Is she sexually active" father responds: "Not really, she just kind of lies there, like her mother..." Kind of obvious I know.... Thanks Imus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 How about this: A guy from Arkansas goes to a gynacologist and says "I need to get birth control for my daughter" Doctor asks: "Is she sexually active?" father responds: "Mmm...not really, she just kind of lies there, like her mother..." Kind of obvious I know.... OMG!... That is bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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