PromoTheRobot Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200704...latedtochickens PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 As George Michael said and Fred Durst knocked out of the park: "You gotta have faith!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200704...latedtochickens PTR This just proves that creation and not evolution is true, because there's no way soft tissue lasts 68 million years underground. Therefore, the earth must be much, much younger, and the soft tissue was planted by the intelligent designer to mislead us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 This just proves that creation and not evolution is true, because there's no way soft tissue lasts 68 million years underground. Therefore, the earth must be much, much younger, and the soft tissue was planted by the intelligent designer to mislead us. !@#$, good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Cool story, thanks for the link. I remember reading some time ago about a group that was going to take DNA from a wooly mammoth and an asian elephant to try and clone a wooly mammoth. Did that ever happen ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Cool story, thanks for the link. I remember reading some time ago about a group that was going to take DNA from a wooly mammoth and an asian elephant to try and clone a wooly mammoth. Did that ever happen ? It did -- and the creators tried to open a theme park featuring the Mammouth. But on the first tour, a storm hit the island decending the tour into chaos. Word is there were survivors, but the government shut the park down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 It did -- and the creators tried to open a theme park featuring the Mammouth. But on the first tour, a storm hit the island decending the tour into chaos. Word is there were survivors, but the government shut the park down. There were survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 This just proves that creation and not evolution is true, because there's no way soft tissue lasts 68 million years underground. Therefore, the earth must be much, much younger, and the soft tissue was planted by the intelligent designer to mislead us. Actually, it proves global warming. Somehow. - Al Gore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 It did -- and the creators tried to open a theme park featuring the Mammouth. But on the first tour, a storm hit the island decending the tour into chaos. Word is there were survivors, but the government shut the park down. No seriously they were/are going to attempt it. A wooly mammouth isn't as scary as a T-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Holy sh--. Can you imagine T-Rex wings? Mmmmmm wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 No seriously they were/are going to attempt it. A wooly mammouth isn't as scary as a T-Rex. Tell that to a caveman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Holy sh--. Can you imagine T-Rex wings? deep fry 1 hour. apply 150 gallons of Franks, 17 pounds of blue cheese dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Holy sh--. Can you imagine T-Rex wings? deep fry 1 hour. apply 150 gallons of Franks, 17 pounds of blue cheese dressing. T.Rex forelimbs were only about a yard long, full-grown, which means the "wings" would only be about 18 inches or so. So I don't think you'd need that much sauce or bleu cheese. They'd be meaty wings, though...supposedly, T.Rex arms were stubby, but really muscular. [/dork] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 T.Rex forelimbs were only about a yard long, full-grown, which means the "wings" would only be about 18 inches or so. So I don't think you'd need that much sauce or bleu cheese. They'd be meaty wings, though...supposedly, T.Rex arms were stubby, but really muscular. [/dork] Yes Tom, I know this. I would not be preparing 2 at a time. A dozen for starters. Hmmm, T. Rex a la King. Barbecued T. Rex Fried T. Rex. No wonder they became extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 T.Rex forelimbs were only about a yard long, full-grown, which means the "wings" would only be about 18 inches or so. How the heck did they get off the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Yes Tom, I know this. Then what do you need 150 gallons of hot sauce for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Then what do you need 150 gallons of hot sauce for? To drown the creationists in of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Then what do you need 150 gallons of hot sauce for? I like my wings, as the sign at the mighty taco used to say, 'asbestos underwear' hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 How the heck did they get off the ground? They jumped out of trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I like my wings, as the sign at the mighty taco used to say, 'asbestos underwear' hot. Then you don't need more hot sauce, you need better hot sauce. Adding more hot sauce just makes them messier. Trust me on this one...I was indirectly responsible for the deaths of 400,000 chickens working my way through grad school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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