Fan in San Diego Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they could see what they thought. They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for keeps. They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed to the left, golf left-handed." One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?" She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneonta Buffalo Fan Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Good joke, but one suggestion. Make sure you describe the wife as hot with big hooters. Otherwise why the heck would 3 guys want a married women that's a better golfer than they are in their foursome (especially when she gets there at 6:45!)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Good joke, but one suggestion. Make sure you describe the wife as hot with big hooters. Otherwise why the heck would 3 guys want a married women that's a better golfer than they are in their foursome (especially when she gets there at 6:45!)? Better yet: describe her as a nappy-haired ho with big hooters. Because that line kills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleTheWagons Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Golfing jokes on the day the Sabres start the playoffs? Bad, bad karma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 LOL! I'm suprised you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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