Rico Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 TD: "Hello 31 GMs. I have a player available. He isn't young, and he sucks. He does the moonwalk after a 5 yard catch when the team is down 20 pts. Not only that, he will fumble away 2 point conversions (for the game), drop passes and sometimes gets hit in the head with them. What are you willing to give up?" GMs: "Have a nice day." It is that simple. 68717[/snapback]
nodnarb Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 we traded a 7th last year for olandis gary. and we gave up a 6th last year for mark campbell.
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 TD: "Hello 31 GMs. I have a player available. He isn't young, and he sucks. He does the moonwalk after a 5 yard catch when the team is down 20 pts. Not only that, he will fumble away 2 point conversions (for the game), drop passes and sometimes gets hit in the head with them. What are you willing to give up?" GMs: "Have a nice day." It is that simple. 68717[/snapback] LOL @ Moonwalk!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Tux of Borg Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 He was last reported to be in Cortland looking at two sorority girls on the teeter totter. 68538[/snapback] Life is so much simpler when sorority girls are involved.
stevestojan Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 We freed up cap room. That's plenty for Shaw. PLENTY. He's caught 5 passes this season. FIVE. Believe me, there wasnt a line of GMs waiting for this to happen.
todd Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I hope the answer wasn't that they wanted to go in a "different direction." That's a stock BS answer. It tells us nothing, and at this point with this team we deserve to know a bit more about it. I'd expect him to say something like this: "Bobby is a great guy and a good player. We just felt that his downfield blocking wasn't what we needed in our current scheme. Additionally, we didn't feel that he had a good grasp of the playbook at this point in the season, which caused him to make some mistakes. We're sorry things didn't work out with him, and we're sure he'll find a productive role on another team." Did he say something like that, or was it the same BS "Different direction" thing?
kegtapr Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 How would you like to come down for a look at the team. We can certianly guarentee you some playing time, have you seen our offense? How about the #3 spot with a chance for #2? Sound good? Well just need one thing....the Bills gameplan for us this week. Now lets sign those papers. If Miami is smart they have already called him.
Peter Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 How would you like to come down for a look at the team. We can certianly guarentee you some playing time, have you seen our offense? How about the #3 spot with a chance for #2? Sound good? Well just need one thing....the Bills gameplan for us this week. Now lets sign those papers. If Miami is smart they have already called him. 68735[/snapback] You are exactly correct.
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Heres our offensively offensive gameplan: "Score 14 points and pray for rain"
todd Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Gameplan isn't installed until Wednesday. But I'm sure they'd find his knowledge of plays interesting.
rockpile Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 I hope the answer wasn't that they wanted to go in a "different direction." That's a stock BS answer. It tells us nothing, and at this point with this team we deserve to know a bit more about it. I'd expect him to say something like this: "Bobby is a great guy and a good player. We just felt that his downfield blocking wasn't what we needed in our current scheme. Additionally, we didn't feel that he had a good grasp of the playbook at this point in the season, which caused him to make some mistakes. We're sorry things didn't work out with him, and we're sure he'll find a productive role on another team." Did he say something like that, or was it the same BS "Different direction" thing? 68734[/snapback] Oh, Todd... you are so positive. TD said "Shaw sucks toads, get rid of him."
Rubes Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 belinda better yet...perhaps we should all belinda this whole topic
Beerball Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 TD: "Hello 31 GMs. I have a player available. He isn't young, and he sucks. He does the moonwalk after a 5 yard catch when the team is down 20 pts. Not only that, he will fumble away 2 point conversions (for the game), drop passes and sometimes gets hit in the head with them. What are you willing to give up?" GMs: "Have a nice day." It is that simple. 68717[/snapback] Rare form today. Outstanding!
todd Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Oh, Todd... you are so positive. TD said "Shaw sucks toads, get rid of him." 68741[/snapback] That would be a good answer as well. I wonder if he was sucking those toads from south america that make you trip out for a while. Maybe that was his problem! Rockpile - you're a genious!
todd Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 TD: "Hello 31 GMs. I have a player available. He isn't young, and he sucks. He does the moonwalk after a 5 yard catch when the team is down 20 pts. Not only that, he will fumble away 2 point conversions (for the game), drop passes and sometimes gets hit in the head with them. What are you willing to give up?" GMs: "Have a nice day." It is that simple. 68717[/snapback] So, um, what's your point?
bobblehead Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 we traded a 7th last year for olandis gary. and we gave up a 6th last year for mark campbell. 68729[/snapback] ahh.. thanks. I would say that Olandis Gary is worth more than Shaw, and if Shaw is a 7th, then.....
plenzmd1 Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 We freed up cap room. That's plenty for Shaw. PLENTY. He's caught 5 passes this season. FIVE. Believe me, there wasnt a line of GMs waiting for this to happen. 68732[/snapback] Only for next year, as a vested veteran on the roster for the first game, his salary was guaranteed. However, no GM in his right mind would have given a pick up for bobby shaw.
rockpile Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Rockpile - you're a genious! 68746[/snapback] Not a genius, but I know my toads, hyuck, hyuck!
stuckincincy Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Shaw screwed up. Had he spray-painted his helmet day-glo orange, our tunnel-vision QB would have thrown to him 20 times a game.
Beerball Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 belindabetter yet...perhaps we should all belinda this whole topic 68742[/snapback] It's not funny.
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