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UVM had a Republican Club? I didn't even know Vermont had any Republicans.

 

who do you think really makes the money off of growing weed?

 

certainly not lazy pinko liberal dharma bumming through the politics of ecstacy stoners.

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That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

 

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

 

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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

 

Skipping ahead a bit...

 

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

1...2...5!

3!!!

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